Sandra Yost

Trust can be lost within seconds, takes a lifetime to regain, and is still never as strong.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

My texting speed increases, when I'm mad.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Nell Sanchez @ArzamasovaMaya]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Beth Davis @5Gkosminova]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

They don't create locks without keys... That's why God doesn't give you problems without solutions.

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

[Carolyn Sturdevant @aledinskiy]

Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!

[Eileen Kinlaw @ProkopKolonich]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!

[Vicky Billingsley @chalkov_volodya]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

Black People Pray when they bout to Whoop somebodys Ass! "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Lindsay Atchison @stverdislav]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

"You've changed" ... No actually i think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."

[Joyce Wright @IPashentseva]

This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.. weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

Lil' Bow Wow is now Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo is now Romeo, when is Lil' Wayne gonna grow up?

[Arleen Edwards @pokromkin80]

Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

[Mary Bass @egoriyd]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Victoria Kite @KletsinMs]

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Listening to someone tell a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

[Sandra Yost @ekemenkovv]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"