Geoff Burch

Uproarious Keynote Speaker, Business Expert . Best-selling business author, commentator and television presenter.

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@Math_files It is an immutable fact that fate dictates and has written in indelible ink in the stars that despite any statistics, I will always get the crazy guy sitting next to me.

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@Sales_Rainmaker @AndrewGibsonMBA @DanNeidle @Gerald_Ashley @GoforNo @JonBergdahl @landlord_secret @Miss_Snuffy @petergourri @salesxsaas @rorysutherland And me!

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

IS THIS THE WRONG WAY TO TEACH BODY LANGUAGE
We teach our people to smile at customers , but they don't know why. I wrestle unsuccessfully with technology to show why.

#HumorinBusiness #Salestips #CustomerServiceFail
BussinessSpeake
Ready to add humour to your event DM me

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

Good morning all ☀️ have a great Friday ☘️😊

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@JonathanPieNews I was desperate to get rid of the awful madness of the last government. Then all the business of freebies, billionaire flats, the winter fuel payments and the release of the sausages,makes me think....." Always keep a hold of nurse for fear of finding something worse"

[Billy The Cat @BillyNineLives]

Let’s get this trending 😂

#ReleaseTheSausages

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This Winter, please help the son of a toolmaker find clothes for his family.

Every Louis Vuitton bag donated will go to a vulnerable wife. 🙏🏽

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@IceIV6 Making pensions means tested instead of universal.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

#WinterFuelAllowance

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@RaggedTP Or canceling the bonkers Choo Choo train HS2 and save 67 billion. Filling the black hole 3 times over, without freezing pensioners.

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

#WinterFuelAllowance @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP
Has anyone noticed that " we can insure that the most needy pensioners get enough to live on by means testing" is the slippery slope towards taking the pension from a universal benefit to a means tested one.

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@UKLabour
Let's get this straight, the decision to freeze pensioners because of 22billion black hole when HS2 is going to still cost 67billion. Bin that and fill 3 similar sized black holes
Rob pensioners for useless puffer train project....Seems fair.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

The irony. Brexit caused the huge increase in boat crossings

[The Rejoin EU Party @RejoinP]

Brexit isn’t the solution, Brexit is the Problem.

RT 🔁 Like 👍 if you agree.

Follow if you want to end The Brexit.
#ExitBrexit

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Cancel Brexit, it will save DOUBLE the tax black hole.

Can you RT this so the message gets out.

[Geoff Burch @GeoffBurch]

@sabele26 @BladeoftheS Might be worth asking them though.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Even if you don't want to tax anybody there is the Brexit pinata to hit.

Rejoining the Single Market would give the Treasury £40bn and the people £150bn.

Like if we need to rejoin.
RT we need to do it RIGHT NOW.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Brexit… “will make travel significantly more bureaucratic”

There’s never a headline that makes you think… ok… that’s a bonus.

It’s just endlessly bloody tediously crap..

[Jonathan Black @jonblackbsb]

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH OF US TO COVER 24 HOUR COURTS .

SINCE 2011 THE NUMBER OF DEFENCE SOLICITORS HAVE PLUMMETED .

BARRISTERS ARE TOO BUSY TO ATTEND MAGISTRATES COURTS

WE DON’T WANT TO DO IT

WE ARE NOT PAID TO DO IT

AND WE ARE GOING ON HOLIDAY .

GOOD LUCK