GeorgeMJHRing

Love Music, Writing. Like Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, Donald Trump, not so much.
Arsenal and SF 49ers, Bills, Canadiennes, Mets and Rockets

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

This book has been 67 years in the making. it started when Tony Wicks and I were 4 years old, we were lifetime friends and were always telling each other jokes and silly stories to try and make each other laugh. Well
I wrote them down. categorized them and put them in this book.

Born at a very young age, I met Tony Wicks when we were aged 4 on the way to school. I did some work Reinsurance Security Analyst, Hospital Porter, although I preferrd to call myself a Medical Relocation Executive and Credit Manager to name but 3, I retired. started writing books, Tony Wicks rather inconveniently died before I could beat him at Crown Green Bowls and Snooker.

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

In It’s Only Words, obscure vocabulary meets razor-sharp humor as George Ring guides readers through an unforgettable world of strange words, bizarre facts, mythology, literature, history, and gloriously witty commentary. One moment you’re learning about Greek gods, medieval legends, or ancient philosophers; the next, you’re laughing at unexpected punchlines hidden inside the definitions. Clever, quirky, and wonderfully original, this book proves that words are far more than meanings on a page—they are stories, memories, and endless entertainment waiting to be discovered.

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

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@m_dyline Relaxed, they look very happy.

[Skyler 🇱🇷 @m_dyline]

How do you feel about this relationship?

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

#WeWentBlues
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[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

@Bink5of5

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@oelma__ Donald Trump?

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@DzintraSullivan You Dzintra? Beautiful and funny.

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@anthonypollifro Close, I have five, I have published 11 books and I have two on four, each as my pinned post, three on the other one. They started life as back-ups because I was getting suspended under twitter for doing too many shout outs, X are more relaxed about it.

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@Lulu_cowboys Chilli Beef, but I shan't eat it

[✭ ✭ THE LuLuBama_Cowboys✭ ✭ ✭ @Lulu_cowboys]

Let’s see if yall can cook ..

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

This book has been 67 years in the making. It started when Tony Wicks and I were 4 years old, we were lifetime friends and were always telling each other jokes and silly stories to try and make each other laugh. Well
I wrote them down, categorised them and put them in this book. No joke was harmed during the categorisation process, except possibly the one about the blue bricks.

Born at a very young age, I met Tony Wicks when we were aged 4 on the way to school. I did some work Reinsurance Security Analyst, Hospital Porter, although I preferred to call myself a Medical Relocation Executive I was also a Credit Manager to name but 3, I retired, started writing books, Tony Wicks rather inconveniently died, aged 71, before I could beat him at Crown Green Bowls and Snooker.
All Royalties go to The Turing Trust, kind people who supply tech free of charge to people who could never afford to buy it.

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

@ddemers44

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

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[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@m_dyline People who believe Islam is evil, incidentally, it is spelt with an N not an L and should be written as a plural.

[Skyler 🇱🇷 @m_dyline]

What is that?

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@theamelia___ yes

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

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#JustWinBaby

[GeorgeMJHRing @GeorgeMJHRing]

@oelma__ Deluded

[TheMightyHypoteneuse @THypoteneuse]

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