Molly Gerber

High School teacher and aspiring stay-at-home-dogmom. Also an actual mom.

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

His favorite person on tv is “Judy!” @JudyWoodruff and loves @NewsHour

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@BayAreaBryy I didn’t know they could get worse

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@GrantBrisbee

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

This is incredible.

[Susan Page @SusanPage]

"Only four people have sat in that chair before." Looking forward to watching @IAmAmnaNawaz and @GeoffRBennett as they take over the anchor desk at the incomparable @NewsHour >>>

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

Retweeting this in honor of @JudyWoodruff’s last night at the desk. Luther just calls the news “Judy.” Just a small part of your legacy. Looking forward to new stage of @NewsHour

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

His favorite person on tv is “Judy!” @JudyWoodruff and loves @NewsHour

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

I’m happily married, but this guy 😍

[KNBR @KNBR]

Postgame mood

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@DanielleBKoenig @MichaelKeaton I’m ride or die since Mr. Mom

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

@PeterSchorschFL @FBI @Fla_Pol

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

The Will Clark retirement ceremony was magical. Tears. All the feels. But I didn’t enter through the 415 gate & even though I’m a member they wouldn’t give me a poster. Last year they ran out of the 415 gift hats by my 1st game. Lifelong fan feeling disappointed @SFGiants

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@peterhartlaub @hknightsf @OracleSeagull Cha Cha Bowl is #1 and has the added bonus of being a typically short line, especially compared to the crazy crab line that wrapped around the promenade twice 😳

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@peterhartlaub @Alameda_Sun @csueastbay @EHSJets @AHS_buzz @AUSDNews Thank you! See you soon 😀

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@lsukelly_ Also, I can hardly watch Essence dance. She’s terrible. So annoyed about the amazing women kicked off and keep her. The guys must be so upset when paired w her

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@lsukelly_ The 80s routine was so flat. Totally unfair to compare that to a great contemporary routine. It’s always been like that, but this year is soooooo bad!

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@itsjojosiwa You’re the best judge. Only one who told Essence she was a mess during that disco routine.

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@JesseThorn Did you not reach out to @jimmypardo You know he’d love to see those 76 trombones!

[Obi Wan Cannoli @ObiWanCannoli10]

Let’s review what we’ve learned:

-An AR15 can decapitated a 4th grader
-Literally anyone can get an AR15 in mere minutes
-There’s not a 4th grader in America that’s safe
-That includes your kid

[Peter Hartlaub @peterhartlaub]

Omg just take my money. I don’t care what it tastes like.

🌁🥃

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

I’ll be practicing this first thing tomorrow. What’s your job like?

[Peter Hartlaub @peterhartlaub]

Thank you to everyone who joined me & @hknightsf for our SOLD OUT Total SF Movie Night at the mighty @balboatheatresf 🍿💯

San Francisco still a beautiful and fun city. More grateful than ever for our indie theaters and small businesses and the crowds that gather there.

🌁❤️

[Molly Gerber @gerbhound]

@jess_mc And one where every R sat on their hands. Bc they’re pro capitalism, but anti-competition and pro-exploitation? 🤷🏼‍♀️