Gerob Kimball

Content enjoyer, meme sharer and X lurker.

[Gerob Kimball @geroblee]

@elonmusk Elon, I get a different result. Whatupwithdat?

[Gerob Kimball @geroblee]

@DRPS

[Gerob Kimball @geroblee]

I lost it at Bernie LMAO

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[NASA @NASA]

Did you know that two Earths could fit inside Jupiter's iconic Great Red Spot? The powerful storm is one of many colorful features we see in this image captured by our @NASAJuno spacecraft and processed by #CitizenScientist Kevin M. Gill. More: https://t.co/DaLSNvLjRf

[Gerob Kimball @geroblee]

@SamanthaGeitz Go to McDonald's instead. 😋

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Day 1:

> will I be continuing with that whiteboard algorithm I was working on in the interview?
> lol no fix that button

[Gerob Kimball @geroblee]

Still true. https://t.co/Frr4mmvoBc

[Jeff Atwood @codinghorror]

People think programming is this pure kind of logical thinking, when it's mostly 99% banging your head against a wall until the wall gives

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Deadpool 2. Falling somewhere between The Godfather 2 and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

watching someone new to vim try and exit it

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

> we encourage you to maintain a healthy work/life balance

*side eyes as you try and leave the office before 6pm*

[Laravel @laravelphp]

Nice! Laravel become the first ever back-end framework to pass 40,000 stars on GitHub. 🔥

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

After what happened to 2017, 2018 is refusing to come out of its room.

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"There's nothing more permanent than a temporary hack." - Kyle Simpson

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

early javascript developers talking to front-end devs who only know jQuery

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

dear developers,

if you're heading home for the holidays, leave your family with the most important gift you can give:

set their default browser to Chrome,

sincerely,

this developer

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

[interview]
we'd like you to implement a money formatting function on this whiteboard

[day 1 on the job]
import money from 'money'

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

[in a technical interview] you install a new module from npm and push your changes. your friend then pulls those changes and doesn't run `yarn`. what do you have?

[through tears] a friend.

[Emma Dumain @Emma_Dumain]

RT if you are a man who has had dinner or drinks alone with a lady colleague and neither thought it was a date or used it as an opportunity to engage in inappropriate conduct.