David Moore

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[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@ShamashAran wife sent me to find something, they'd sold out, so just a blank space on the shelf. I paced back and forth searching, increasingly maddened by every lap.

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@Masterhunter25 @CNviolations Staff in the back should have fcked up the take. he'd at least then have to buy another...

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

put servers in the sea off Scotland
https://t.co/QRVwi7JB0z

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

This must be a very worrying time for someone who's dumped a body in a reservoir.

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

Last update:

>be Jason Arday
>claim diagnosed autistic at 3
>claim non-verbal until 11
>claim partial deafness in one ear & being taught to sign by yourself
>claim couldn't read until 18, still leave school w/ two GCSEs
>claim you joined the pro snooker tour at 10, a year before you could speak
>claim you won so much at snooker your mom thought you were dealing drugs
>have the sport's database show just one amateur event, many years later, w/ zero prize money
>claim football academy & a pro career
>have Crystal Palace say no record
>have the real record show tier eight
>claim to have been on Seven Up, a series that first tracked 7 year olds as they grew up
>have it first air 28 years before you were actually seven years-old
>have BBC say you weren't on it, since you're not a time traveller
>claim youths at a bus stop beat you into a weeks-long coma
>claim you heard medics tell your parents to switch off life support
>claim you begged the judge to spare them
>claim they turned up years later as your students, hug them, become godfather to one's child
>claim 30 marathons in 35 days in 2010, the last nine on a broken leg swollen to twice its size
>add an epileptic fit in later tellings
>tell local paper you raised more than £100,000 since you were 17
>claim running 600 miles in six days as your final challenge, when the men's record is 650
>claim it came at the same time as a stroke
>have no race time on record anywhere, because why bother
>have nobody in the ultra world ever hear of you
>hand in a PhD on reflective practice w/ 100+ passages matching another student's 2009 thesis
>have 188 sentences come back identical or near identical, including her copy-editing errors
>match a second PhD & two published papers on top
>claim you did it in 2.5 years, working full time, w/ a brain tumor
>claim the tumor was cut out 2 weeks before the viva
>claim a stroke after the surgery
>claim you turned up & remembered nothing at all
>claim one supervision meeting in the whole doctorate
>get the PhD anyway
>publish a paper claiming focus groups w/ 32 black & minority students
>have the quotes match an epidemiologist's quotes
>have structure follow his too
>lift quotes into other papers & pass them off as interviews you conducted
>get a correction, not a retraction b/c well. . . .
>delete 18 of the 31 quotes
>get full chair at Glasgow
>tell TEDx crowd you've raised over £5m by age 36
>claim you were once watched a teacher tell a boy who wanted to be a concert pianist to aim lower
>retell sort in 2021 w/ the boy as a would-be astrophysicist
>retell it again in 2023 as your own & experience & open a Ch 4 film w/ it
>be youngest black prof in 900 years, and at Cambridge
>get BBC radio series on loneliness
>claim 70% of Brits live below the breadline
>be voted number 1 in the Disability Power 100
>collect honorary degrees from Solent, Anglia Ruskin, St Mary's, Westminster & London South Bank
>say you raised millions for 70+ charities
>claim a Palgrave book called Being Young, Black, and Male
>have Palgrave say it was never published
>claim water points built for WaterAid across SA & Africa
>have WaterAid webpage titled "Why we don't send volunteers abroad"
>list yourself as a visiting prof at Glasgow
>have Glasgow say “nope”
>list yourself as a visiting pro at Ohio State's Office of DEI
>have no record and have that office turn out to have shut in 2025
>have Birkbeck say no record of your master's
>have Nelson Mandela U say the adjunct post ended
>get a second paper corrected 2024
>tell a funeral directors' convention in New Orleans the ultras raised £5m alone, but no record again
>be named on more than $10m in UKRI & NIHR grants
>write to a minister claiming knife threats, assault, spitting, rape, & death threats, plus bananas, bullets, corrosive substances, & mutilated animals
>photograph none of it for some odd reason!
>claim a masked man w/ a knife cornered you in the faculty twice
>show up on no CCTV either time
>tell nobody AT THE TIME

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@poker_now_club ... and we loved it. Sunday morning I'd download it and run it through @googlesheets to make a graph that told a story of the night. thanks!

[HOZ @theycallmehoz]

https://t.co/WEwZY1JGuS

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@audreyt @TimeOutLondon @UniofOxford @sxswlndn @EthicsInAI @EthicsinAI_AFP @PluralityInst good to have you in the UK! have a great one

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@HughWoozencroft @grok count the men V women in this photo

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

I think we were so lucky to have @Schwarzenegger growing up. he embodied so much bravado, so much build-yourself attitude. rather than the soy-society, oppression-olympics we have now

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince - arrested (on his birthday!)

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@xiaopenghexpeng @XPengMotors One exposed prosthetic leg
Doth not a robot make

[Audrey Ludwig MBE @AudreySuffolk]

My mum, now in her 80s has for many years gone to Centre Parcs with her women friends. But they’ve stopped using the spa because a male bodied person came into ladies changing; and it made them uncomfortable. She then said: “we didn’t say anything we just stopped going. That is

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@TaraBull It's good for our teeth

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@NOOTICAFr your service is near criminal. You should honor the returns policy you pretend to offer. Contact me please.
@NOOTICAFr votre service frôle le comportement criminel. Vous devriez respecter la politique de retour que vous prétendez proposer. Veuillez me contacter.

[Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers @UnderSecPD]

I’m traveling in Europe on a diplomatic passport, so I thought I’d take this opportunity to say a few things ordinary Europeans (and Brits) can’t.

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@fesshole Twaat

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@engineers_feed Anything between 30 and zero/infinity

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@RealEmirHan Mentioned elsewhere that 007 is fungible - BUT it does highlight the point that each film used to be standalone, but in this batch of movies they tried continuity. Let's go back to standalone

[David Moore @getdavidmoore]

@stats_feed Ploughman's Lunch! Sounds as old as the hills, actually contrived in the 1960s