Shynre Zaphryl

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

You know its a good game when the DM is hoping more things die #thundercoven #DnD #dnd5e @mishamasher

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

Unless it's killing them, that is an important part of storming some underground lairs. #thundercoven #dnd5e #DnD https://t.co/82VhbA7wP2

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

"More guns, more religion; the problem will fix itself" #DnD
#dnd5e #thundercoven

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

"And you go to hell, and you go to hell and you go to hell.

EVERYBODY GOES TO HELL!" @Collindoesdnd #thundercoven #dnd #clericsamirite #dnd5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

Don't mind me, I'll just keep soaking up these shots without taking any damage. #fighter #meatshield #dnd #dnd5e #thundercoven

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@HashtagGoku @SnoozyPB Excelsior! #woosh #dnd #dnd5e #5e #thundercoven

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@HashtagGoku Although I guess to be fair the poor judgement is not all Ralfs.... the bird made some bad choices too

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

Good job Ralf, you exercised your agency and now the rest of us have to exercise our ability at not dying. @HashtagGoku #thundercoven #dnd5e #dnd #5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@HashtagGoku Logically, that is true.

Practically, I think we should maybe start outsourcing our artificing. #thundercoven #dnd #5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

Welcome back to Thundercoven livetweets. Currently resident goblin Ralf is checking the stand-up-goodness of a bridge. #thundercoven #dnd #5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

Ravioli is sandwiches. Fight me. #foodalignment #chaoticevil

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@JacksLetters it's okay I always have a weasel on me for just this

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@Collindoesdnd Paladins are idiots. Not wise enough to be clerics, but not quite dumb enough to be fighters.

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

#drowlife #thundercoven https://t.co/EwEWOErYrJ

[Collin DnD @Collindoesdnd]

60% of the time summoning lolth kills everyone 100% of the time

#Thundercoven #dnd

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

"The best fight is the one you don't have to fight yourself" @mishamasher #thundercoven #dnd #dnd5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

to quote @Collindoesdnd:
"Nothing bad has ever happened on an 11"

#thundercoven #dnd #5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

When you make the DM have to scroll through every single page of the manual to find the monster. #thundercoven #dnd5e #dnd

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

which came first the deep dragon or the ghost chicken #thundercoven #dnd5e #dnd

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

@JMPratt1 All the best things come from the underdark tho #thundercoven #dnd #dnd5e

[Shynre Zaphryl @gingeranddragon]

0% success rate vs. tentacles. Maybe we can make it... well, more than that.