Vanessa Elizabeth

A glimpse into the world of parenting with things we say to our toddler and things our toddler says.

[Vanessa Elizabeth @gingernthyme]

@WaveConnects Snohomish/Chain Lake outage?

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#VPDebate2020

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@AaronQ13Fox Confirmed.

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@imperfect_foods Thanks to Mark everything has been made right! It's crazy times we live in. Stay safe and healthy!

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@imperfect_foods A slight problem with my order . . . received my produce, however it's missing everything else and my card was charged the full amount.

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@imperfect_foods Filled out that yesterday morning, but didn't receive anything to confirm it was received. I know you guys are swamped and I love my boxes. Just trying to get the problem rectified before I order another box and have more missing items I've paid for.

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@HMNow Having issues playing E2 of When Hope Calls. Help 😲

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@FedEx @FedExHelp 3 phone calls to customer support, 3 pick-up requests made by your representatives, 3 packages that aren't mine sitting on my porch. You have until the end of day or these packages are meeting their maker . . . the garbage can!

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@FedEx After two phone calls your delivery drivers still can't seem to deliver the packages to the right address. Do I really need to do your job and deliver the THREE packages sitting on my porch to the correct address?

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@FedEx Called your 800 number to request a delivery delay and was told to go to your website and request it there. Why does your customer service department exist if they aren't willing to help?!? I called so I wouldn't have to deal with your horrible website!

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@nordstromrack you have a 45 day return policy while @Nordstrom has pretty much an unlimited return? I'm 17 days outside the 45 days and I'm stuck with shoes that gave my 4yo blisters within 20mins of wearing the shoes inside. Shitty way to lose a customer.

[Vanessa Elizabeth @gingernthyme]

If the Girl Scouts made paleo and keto cookies they would make a fortune . . . #dreamingofcookies #paleo #keto #girlscoutcookies

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Awesome season boys! Already counting down the days until August! #GoHawks #Seahawks

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

A nailbiter until the end, our season has come to a close in Dallas. 💔

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@DougBaldwinJr has some fancy toe work! #GoHawks #SEAvsDAL

[NFL @NFL]

DOUG BALDWIN CAUGHT THIS.

📺: #SEAvsDAL on FOX #NFLPlayoffs

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

😱 Remember to breathe, everyone. 😱

[Vanessa Elizabeth @gingernthyme]

Ooohhhh that did not look good! #prayersforhurns #SEAvsDAL

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@AskUSBank @usbank Online banking site down?

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#ElectionDay #ElectionDay2018 #Election2018 #VotePurple #BePurple

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The pretend Halloween kitty is now in my tummy! #thingsmytoddlersays

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@comcastbusiness 3 sales phone calls a day, a minimum of 5 marketing letters in the mail per week is a bit excessive, don't you think? Please stop sending mail & calling. It is a waste of your resources and my time! I will NEVER use you for service. Plus, I don't own a business!