Matt Waddilove

A book, bike, and sports car loving, exceptionally beardy, games programmer constantly failing to keep ahead of the need for more bookshelves.
He/Him

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

Ohh, maybe actually Android switched me off prime, I looked in wallpaper settings and it's still there, but swirlwalls doesn't know it's there. Weird

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@chrismlacy Hiya, I think that swirl walls prime dropped off the Google store. As of maybe 2 days ago I don't get to have all of the unlocked wallpapers I used to have 😭 and I can't find it on the store

[Frank Moon @TruedawnFm]

Debt is only real if you're getting an education or dying. Everyone else is playing with monopoly money.

[Lizzy Yarnold @LizYarnold]

Really @bbcsport ?!

**Matt Weston wins first MALE GB World Skeleton title in 15 years**

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@shelleyrudman 2013
Lizzy Yarnold 2015

Commmmeee onnnnn.

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@Oog Cream/jam/Cream.
Cream as butter
jam
then cream as topping.
#winning

[Lana Del Rhaenyra ☭ @AntifaDiPalma]

TOLKIEN: *crafts a race inspired by Jewish diaspora in which members maintain their proud heritage in the face of adversity and wrote favorably about Dwarves as a Fuck You to Nazis*

JK ROWLING: what if goblins had big noses and worked in a bank and had names like Gobby Goldstein

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Apologies for not wearing a seatbelt, but I thought that rule only applied to other people and not to us. You know, like all the other rules.
#LevellingUpFund

[wint @dril]

not sure what the fuck you think a "home" is but in my house i read things in chronological order & dont have random schmucks talking to me

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@lucasmeijer I have quite a few of the ESPHome version of this
https://t.co/EZO8gtyYqr
it's really great.

[dr. olympia kiriakou @thescrewballgrl]

Wait, you’re telling me Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint aren’t actually dangling off Mount Rushmore here?????

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@doc_griffiths Lunch in the middle of the day. Dinner in the evening. But you have it at tea time.
Supper is the (extra) meal/snack before bed.

[Shawn Connolly is so fuckin' tired, y'all @dcb42]

I hope everyone is having a Merry Christmas

but we've reached my VERY FAVORITE part of the holiday season

so I'd like to wish you all a Very Merry My Family Can Leave Me The Fuck Alone Now

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

The real Jenga was the UK economy all along

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@Icetigris Nice!

[Matt Waddilove @giryan]

@IamActuallyLvL1 It doesn't actually help if you see the card like that, but I recently learnt if you create an account for scryfall you can set it to never display non-real cards in the options :D

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated...

@SuellaBraverman @RestIsPolitics #Tofu #Rwanda @NathanEvanss @krishgm #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati