Donald Trump just replaced the Pledge of Allegiance with a pledge of allegiance to himself.
This November, the choice is yours on the ballot:
America or Trump.
Last night, Donald Trump, our pathological liar-in-chief, said:
“Every single promise I made to you as a candidate, I’ve delivered on. I’ve delivered on everything.”
Really?
Well, let’s go down the list.
Since becoming president again, Trump promised:
✅ $5,000 DOGE dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $2,000 tariff dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $1,000+ checks by repealing ACA subsidies. A lie.
✅ A 10% cap on credit card interest rates. A lie.
✅ “The lowest drug prices in the world.” A lie.
✅ $2 a gallon gas. A lie.
✅ An end to inflation “starting on Day One.” A lie.
✅ An end to “endless wars.” A lie.
And now, after all of those lies, Trump wants you to believe that he will give every American adult a $5,000 check - but only if the Republicans win the midterms.
No. I don’t think so. The Trump Administration is not about helping working families. It’s about giving a trillion dollars in tax breaks to the 1% and throwing 15 million Americans off the health care they have.
🇺🇸Journalist: "You have been at war with Iran for Six months now."
🇺🇸Trump: "Well, we were in Vietnam for 21 years."
🇺🇸Journalist: "So you lied to Americans that you would finish it within two days, then ten days, then a month and here we are, half a year later." 🔥👏
🇺🇸Trump: "Be quiet. You’re a fake reporter."
🇺🇸Reporter: "You have to apologize to the citizens. You are a serial liar."
🇺🇸Trump: "Get out of here."
American journalists are literally cooking Trump 💪
In case you missed it, Norway Prime Minister rips Donald Trump's dumbass letter to shreds! Enjoy.
I think going forward, every leader who receives a letter from Donald needs to do the same.
I fucking love this! Bra jobba, Norway!
🚨 BREAKING:
Obama: "Sir, I'm not currently the President of the United States, so there's no point in yelling at me. I'm not responsible for foreign policy right now."
Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man finally got the moment fans had been waiting years for.
Seeing all three Spider-Men together still feels like something that shouldn’t have been possible.
Deadpool interviews prospective recruits for X-Force in his office, followed by a airborne deployment where Domino uses her luck powers to navigate hazards and hijack an armored vehicle while Deadpool voices his skepticism.
Tom Holland just dropped this in a recent interview and the internet is still processing it:
“Look… I’m not gonna sit here and pretend. I really don’t like Hollywood. The whole machine, the politics, the fake smiles, the constant performance outside the work itself. I’m actively trying to pull myself out of it as much as I can.
I don’t do red carpets just to be seen. If I’m not in the movie, I’m not going. Simple. I only show up when it’s something I actually worked on. The rest of it? Not for me.
There’s a dark side to this industry that I want no part of. I’ve seen enough. I don’t need to be in every room, every party, every headline. That’s not the life I want.
At the end of the day, I just want to keep being Spider-Man with Marvel. That’s the one thing that still feels pure to me. Everything else… I’m finding ways to step back and live as normal a life as possible. Because Hollywood’s version of ‘normal’ isn’t something I ever wanted.”
The way he said it, calm, direct, zero PR polish, hit different.
‘MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN 3’ is in production 👀🕷️
The game appeared on IMDb, following a behind-the-scenes photo from Peter Parker facial actor Ben Jordan earlier this year.
Chris Evans confirms Steve Rogers’ codename in the ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ script was “Luke Cage.”
“Within the script, my character was called Luke Cage just in case things leaked. On the call sheets, I was called Luke Cage. Even on set, they’d say, ‘Luke Cage is travelling.’ It was such a locked-down thing.”
BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."
YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."
BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"
YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."
BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."
YOU: "That's the whole point."
BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."
YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."
BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."
YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."
BOOMER: "That was normal back then."
YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."
BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"
YOU: "I want what was normal."
BOOMER: *silent*
You didn't outwork us.
You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.