Mike Beanits, Esq.

I used to be based. I still am, but I used to too.

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@AutismCapital New Orleans rn

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@hayasaka_aryan @reddit_lies I do prefer the one on the right though.

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@agraybee I, too, find that interesting.

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@TheRoyalSerf I really, really like this image Serf

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@ghostcornapu Best one yet. Well done.

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@PubWanghaf

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@rickhfox @owenbroadcast And it turns out, against all odds, there is nothing better.

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@blockhead4000 Evidently

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@GabeGuidarini What if it was almost 40 billion dollars every year?

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@usanewshq In which reference frame?

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@apoorvasriniva A buddy of mine got addicted to reading infinite jest. He straight up doesn’t do anything else and his wife feeds him through a tube.

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@daltonleepruitt You will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.

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@Nick_Cerveza I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

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The walkway between Concourse B and Concourse D at DFW

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Batman except he doesn’t fight crime; he’s just generally perturbed by the fact that airlines board the front of the plane first even though it takes twice as long.

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@QuantumAlteredX

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@boringvoids @NeilNevins @TheDougFiles It’s literally his job.

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Peace through retard strength

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@john_macgowan Iranian Love is Blind is really just not seeing your wife without a burqa until after you’re married.

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First 4 drinks in after dry January: It’s actually outrageous that you can’t smoke in airports