JMc

[Love Britain, Hate Tories ℹ @realtoryparty]

This is Mark Field MP. Forced to resign from Parliament after being filmed trying to strangle a woman at a public event.
Whilst an MP he was having an affair with another married MP... she was called Liz Truss.
Nice people these Tories

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

"British workers are lazy"
- Liz Truss

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@annieleibovitz @voguemagazine For anyone wanting additional light in the picture . Both look good

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@Ottojizzmark Destiny’s Bile

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

France has just frozen gas prices for 365 days of 2022.

Norway has said the state will cover 90% of households’ extra electricity charges.

In the UK there is a 200% + increase in bills and a state contribution of under 14%.

It’s rip off UK.

[JMc @glasgowjm]

It’s time to get off the bus Gladys. You’ve been on it for 20 minutes and you should be home heating your house. My donor’s profits need to come first. #RishiTheSnake

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

This should be the end of his leadership campaign. I can’t believe he said it out loud in the age of smartphones

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@SumUp Hi, can you provide the email address I need to contact. Thanks

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@SumUp i have a payment out of my bank for £4.44 saying Sumup Nscr. What does this mean as I don’t remember paying this amount?

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@SumUp What email address do I contact?

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Biggest interest rate rise for 25 years, energy bills through the roof, and the Bank of England say we're heading for a deep recession within months.

Meanwhile the PM has disappeared on holiday while his successors talk about 'woke' diversity training and gender neutral toilets.

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@BorisJohnson @Lionesses 👀 https://t.co/mqLFeYXvbV

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

Lubov Chernukhin has given the Conservative Party £2 million. Her husband is a close Putin associate.
In February, I asked Boris Johnson to give the money to Ukrainian humanitarian causes.
He refused.
Now she’s on his resignation honours list.
What does this say about Johnson?

[Bill Esterson @Bill_Esterson]

Lubov Chernukhin has given the Conservative Party £2 million. Her husband is a close Putin associate.
In February, I asked Boris Johnson to give the money to Ukrainian humanitarian causes.
He refused.
Now she’s on his resignation honours list.
What does this say about Johnson?

[Ash @theashrb]

My cousin had to deliver his child cos the ambulance said they’d take 4.5hrs to come for his wife 😩 what is the UK coming to?

He had to watch a YouTube tutorial on how to deliver a baby.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

Utterly speechless

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

You, as a UK taxpayer, are backing an £809m deal with Saudi Arabia. But you’re not allowed to know what it’s for (arms? A petrochemical plant?), or even what company is involved, because that would be a “commercial risk”. Full story in the new Private Eye, out now.

[JMc @glasgowjm]

Good news. #DeleteFacebook

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Why wasn’t Starmer fined for boozing in office, demands furious Daily Mail - whose editor the Eye has video of at, er, a boozy office celebration while Covid rules were in force? Full story in the brand new Private Eye, in shops today.

[JMc @glasgowjm]

@KathyBurke