kalonzo

Curious about data. Learning Python for Data Science.

[kalonzo @gnkalonzo]

@mariahsudi ?

[kalonzo @gnkalonzo]

@VinceErrands how many grams?

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

But anyway, it's good we're having this conversation. Deng Xiaoping understood that material goods at affordable prices are good for raising living standards. Their friends to the north were dedicated to largely pouring arms in this continent.

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

Like 1.3k plus reposts people think time is not an asset? Also it’s 2k until you find a house or resign from viewing and they line up as many as possible tailored to your interests.
It’s always worked for me, there’s no way a boda will get my needs 100%-but to each their own.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I was in the pits, man. Real pits. He kept calling; I wouldn't pick up. For months. Then one day I did and we spoke for well over an hour into midnight. He kept repeating: "there's no shame in falling, son. Come home we'll figure it out". 1st & last time I cried as an adult.

[kalonzo @gnkalonzo]

Any interesting results?

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

Upteenth time I've heard this in just this year alone. Popular song since early 2010s.

Dear young people, don't listen. Don't let a random dude mislead you into dropping out.

[Kiama Kaara @KiamaKaara]

You can say that again! 💯📌

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

A budget is not just numbers on paper. It is a statement of priorities and a glimpse into what leaders truly value.

[/ˈhjuː.mə.nɔɪd/ @__ciox__]

@gnkalonzo I want to own my decisions as much as possible. It pains a little when I know I did the most thinking in a decision.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

My worst nightmare is inviting someone who doesn’t know when to go home, to my house. Like… I want to work without feeling like I’m ignoring you or I need to believe you have things to do & you’re someone important to other people too. 😭

[kalonzo @gnkalonzo]

@__ciox__ This >>> sometimes you realise ppl have bs ideaa and advicessa

[/ˈhjuː.mə.nɔɪd/ @__ciox__]

One thing that has really changed my life is I am difficult to advise.

I mostly listen to people I’d trade places with.

[I @W_Asherah]

The worst thing about Kenya is politicians passion projects are freaking malls.

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

We stand firmly with you. Never forget and never forgive.

[kalonzo @gnkalonzo]

@kiruti Uncle Xi needs to save ussss

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

Annual bonus just checked in: immediately put it away for a year so I can soberly decide what to do with it, as I’ve done for the last 12yrs. Only way to avoid buying an apartment or land without thinking, or even worse starting a mjengo and making lifestyle upgrades (car, iPhones etc)

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

What did schools and hospitals ever do to this regime 🥲

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

It is below Standard to imagine, a woman who made her name at KTN could not advise her husband that witchdoctors cannot multiply his money, but now wants to advise the Standard about journalism Standards.

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

Chairman Xi, if you can hear us; we need your overcapacity.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I fail to understand. Watu Wa Baba are more pro Ruto nowadays than the initial Ruto lunatics.