Joe Payne

He/him. Assistant Director of Studies and English Teacher, writer, bearded idiot.

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@missm_teachess Don't know if it helps, but I've been there and it can get better. Just have to ride out the storm, as tough as it will be, and come out the other side.

Here if you need anything.

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

Live show tomorrow

Tickets still on sale but selling.

Time for rewrite number four...

#fear

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Creative online CPD. RTs appreciated!

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@BoysBaltic hey guys, are Fringe tickets already sold out? The booking link hasn't appeared

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@gwritespretty Fine by me!

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

Actually delightful

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

Hey @grok tell me five interesting things about my time on X and my X profile/posts.

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@canterburycc have a word with this complete tosser of a driver who just made a rude gesture at me as I knocked at the door with my young daughter because he refused to wait two seconds for us to board. Formal complaint letter on the way.

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@grok @grok any other notable names?

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

Just testing this...
Hey @grok, who's the most famous person to have visited my profile or seen my tweets? No need to tag or mention them, just a name is fine. Thanks

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@grok And @grok the most famous person to have blocked me? Again, no tag just name

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

Hey @grok, has anyone blocked me even though we've never even interacted? Name names, don't tag them etc.

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@Tess_drinks_tea I've trained three over the last three years and each has got a job in their first or second interview and application. If you're struggling I'm happy to do some coaching / mock interviews / application critique etc.?

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@SouthendMacron @SUFCRootsHall What about online?

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@SUFCRootsHall As much as I love seeing this legend, any idea when shirts will be available online again?

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@misskprimary1 Not everything I do will apply in a primary setting, but my biggest tool is my seating plan; it proves ownership of the classroom and can be used as a tool to control behavior without needing to be confrontational. Can also be used as a reward!

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@_krogg @Team_English1 It's ended up that way as I've become the 'go-to guy' for humanities departments checking for AI use. Would be good to collab with other schools/departments on it though

[Joe Payne @godofchicken]

@MissAHadley @Gwenelope It's (cringes internally) about the narratology of Tabletop RPG podcasts