✰sleepy, a lil yawny✰

retiring

[✰sleepy, a lil yawny✰ @gojohnnyy]

contributing to the rizz drought by staying silent 5eva 🤐

[starflyer 59 @summerblinked]

depressed as shit but in a chill way

[ARI @AriTheOracle]

@rvulykcul & then he ask why & they be like "he smiling", "his shirt pink", "look at his forehead" like ok LMAO

[Haunted @tearsinmud]

the love of your life isn’t on hinge, twitter, discord, or in real life. they don’t exist actually.

[n @onlywithn]

at some point, you have to accept that you can’t go back, and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it’s still going to be okay.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Never tried caviar but I known it ain't got nothin on this

[✰sleepy, a lil yawny✰ @gojohnnyy]

@thesoggyblanket idk if you’re talking about climate change or the loss of data and information 💀

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

goodmorning and fuck israel

[nitro4450 @nitro4450]

@NostalgiaFolder I never thought about this, but why do each of the singing teeth have their own teeth? Do they have singing teeth too?

[sahar @hixixc]

@NostalgiaFolder why should i talk to u when Ive got 32 shiny teeth and me

[PLL 2006 @LengkeyLucius]

@NostalgiaFolder WHEN I’M FEELING LONELY

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Chip Skylark - My Shiny Teeth and Me (2002)

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[Weegol @_WEEGOL]

@funnygamedev Netanyahu took this from me.

[Not a drone guy @ThotPlayers]

@riskmaxxing

[miri @eggoslug]

Caskets cost 4000 dollars. Put me in a blunt and smoke me

[Jam @Jam286410280748]

@neet_sol I men, choose a major you hate and that field won’t be hiring either 🤷🏻‍♂️

[mwismi @missiissiippi]

twitter is the cigarette of social media

[cabby @cabby]

who the hell paints a tunnel on a wall and how the hell was i supposed to know it wasnt real

[حليمة @hals_xo]

may i never lose the ability to notice <3

[@kathleenanner @kathleenanner]

Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in that one-or-none ride or die bullshit.