BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN DELTA?!
A motorcycle is literally STUCK ON TOP of a traffic light right now like it tried to launch into orbit.
No ramp. No CGI. Just pure chaos.
Your guess is as good as mine… but I’m calling it:
WE FINALLY GETTING FLYING MOTORCYCLES, BOYS
Is this some kind of next-level humiliation ritual I’m not familiar with?
Why the hell are all these Bitcoiners lining up to speak at @DavidFBailey’s conference?
The cringe is hitting escape velocity and still climbing. Why participate at all?
You all know you can just bail,
Boomers and AI-generated pictures are the real slop none of us saw coming… until Saylor started flooding the timeline with his laser-eyed cyber-grandpa Bitcoin utopia fanfic.
Bro really woke up, typed “make me look like a futuristic wizard preaching hopium on Mars,”
All this talk about freezing Satoshi’s coins… and I’m over here like:
“Why the hell aren’t we freezing Coinbase’s and MicroStrategy’s BTC while we’re at it?!”
Just sayin’ 🔥
Bitcoin is the peoples wallet
Tether is a data tracking honeypot that can freeze and blacklist wallets while having failed multiple past audits all while storing your private keys on their server
Tether is the suckers wallet
Tether Wallet, The People's Wallet
Tether has achieved the widest financial inclusion success story in the history of humanity.
For more than a decade, Tether has built its company on a simple mission: bringing financial inclusion to the billions of people, primarily living in developing countries, who were left behind by the traditional financial system, those who never had access to basic financial services, and those who live in high-inflation countries.
This number is higher than most think, almost half of the population of the world.
As of March 2026, Tether’s technology is used by more than 570 million people globally, with adoption continuing to accelerate across emerging and developed markets alike, at the pace of tens of millions of new wallets added per quarter.
With tether.wallet, that entire infrastructure, the widest and most granular money distribution network built by humanity, becomes directly accessible to end users for the first time.
Features:
- 100% self-custodial with simple backup user experience (one click encrypted secret backup/restore with your cloud account or simply export the 12 words); only you are in control of your funds; no middleman or intermediaries.
- Assets available: only people need; Bitcoin, Digital Dollars (USDT, USAT) and Gold (XAUT).
- Bitcoin: on-chain, lightning network and spark support
- USDT/USAT/XAUT: supported blockchain list will expand rapidly within next 30 days; USDT0 is already integrated; soon TW will implement seamless swaps across all chains -> insane user experience
- Send transaction user experience perfected for the people; gasless send for USDT/USAT/XAUT, i.e you don't need to own/buy/deposit gas tokens (ETH, TRON, ...) etc to send assets; the Wallet solves all the complexity for you behind the scenes (via paymaster)
- One address: generate your [at] https://t.co/rAv6VOWWjO address to receive/send assets to any other tethered wallet -> unparalleled user experience
- 100% built on WDK by Tether, our open-source Wallet Development Kit
Please share your feedback and thanks for all you support.
We're unstoppable together ❤️
⚠️WARNING⚠️ I honestly think @nvidia is actually trying to slow peoples fan speeds down with this latest driver to cause premature failures and burnouts. Look at this bullshit (skip to 3:20 if you just want to see the difference)
Retirement? Best upgrade of my life.
When the sun’s out, there’s zero excuse I grab the bike and chase power lines down forgotten service roads until the wilderness swallows me whole. No schedule. No rush. Just endless road and pure freedom.
We get one lap around this crazy
Cooked this up over the new year! Get access to Bitcoin Core v30.1 descriptor and miniscript logic in a convenient rust FFI wrapper. Designed to augment Rust Miniscript during testing and validation.
https://t.co/8C8IxAEWLq
Hands-On Mastery:
🛠️ Auto Repair
🔌 Electronic Repair
🪵 Wood Working
🔨 Metal Working + Welding
🔧 Basic Plumbing
🔒 Lock Picking
💻 Digital Forensics
Self-reliance = Freedom. Fix your own stuff, save $, stay secure. Which one are you leveling up next?
Mind & Body Mastery:
🍳 Cooking and Meal Preparation
🧠 Problem Solving
💰 Financial Understanding
👑 Leadership and Decision-Making
❤️ Emotional Intelligence and Communication
💪 Physical Fitness and Self-Defense
⏰ Time Management and Organization