Face on your Egg! 🥚

I deviled the eggs before the chickens hatched. I aspire to be eggceptional. Im partial to the odd punfunny yoke and a small thrupnybit of your ten cents worth.

[Geert Vanden Bossche @GVDBossche]

In this open letter I am appealing to the @WHO and all stakeholders involved, no matter their conviction, to immediately declare such action as THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN. Please read and share: https://t.co/0Fupw9JInP #COVID19

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

Don't ever let anyone put you down, unless you're a pet.

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@Kitten4Pway Thanks for the heads up!

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@MrsSOsbourne @bilbalbag @piersmorgan He's an adult and quit his job, chill out luv.

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@silverrich39 Doubt it, he's on their team. He's a twat, good riddance to him.

[Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️ @AdoptionsUk]

Please retweet to help Daisy and Bert find a home together #Ballymena #NorthernIreland
Aged 13 and 9, very bonded, enjoy walks, can live with teenagers, can live with other dogs, please RETWEET to help them stay together 🐶✅🍀👇

https://t.co/mb8aUtc4tJ
#dogs #pets #Monday

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@DeanModified Get a dog!

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

That was my joke 🙄

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@Keir_Starmer Give our Labour Party a leader!

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@_SalmanAnwar exceptionalism

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@NeilClark66 I'm so over this bullshit! Thank fuck I don't live in the UK, what a sorry state of affairs.

[Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️ @AdoptionsUk]

Please retweet to help Princess and Tinkerbelle find a home #Liverpool ⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️❤️

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

I'm scared of death so i'm going to take an experimental "vaccine" that might kill me.

#Makesense
#Logic101

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@mentaltimes @Leonine35 @DissidentDodges Thats the issue, its a cesspit in there!

[Ian Brown @ianbrown]

My Saturday night headline show at NHBD Weekender Festival will now not happen! I refuse to accept vaccination proof as condition of entry.Refunds are available! X

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

Not horny enough?

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

It’s hard to overstate the affection people in Oklahoma and Texas have for the horned lizard. They are mascots and the hallmark of childhood memories.

Which raises a question scientists now struggle to answer: why are they disappearing?

Thread 👇🦎
https://t.co/AIFoq3pgfb

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@MMFlint Pathetic and desperate tweet alert.

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

@silverrich39 Finally!

[Face on your Egg! 🥚 @goontit]

Well done Belgium!👏

[Anti Lockdown Alliance(GLOBAL) @Demo2020cracy]

NOT ON BBC "NEWS"
BELGIUM REJECTS LOCKDOWN
In Belgium, the public rejects the draconian confinement measures, social distancing and muzzle in the mouth. Brilliant video!