Cory G Watson

My mango is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody!

[Emily Luk @BestOfLuk]

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[MagnetCarta @MagnetCarta]

@oneunderscore__

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

RABBIT MODE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Jeli.io @jeli_io]

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[ostrich @eggnoforsale]

five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred hotdogs

[Reuven Lazarus @rlazarus]

[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes]
In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

[Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD]

J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [ to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches

GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh

[rayy 🏳️‍⚧️🚩🍉 | going back to hell @rayyinday]

Anyone wanna battle it out today like MEN?

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

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[Jeli.io @jeli_io]

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[Cory G Watson @gphat]

@sgordon70 Sneaky Cullinan

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.

[Jeli.io @jeli_io]

"Be curious, not judgmental" - Ted Lasso, but also jeli bean @themortalemily when discussing incidents and learning from them.

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.