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[Tom Hunter @OneLifeStand87]

The press: “Sunak is a complicated man”

Every Sunak plan: “We should cut money that helps people & give it to one of my wife’s businesses”

[grace davies @grace_rhiannon]

This is possibly one of the most harrowing stories I’ve read, that poor poor baby 😭

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK couple found guilty of murdering their 10-month-old baby son weeks after he was placed back into their care by social services https://t.co/3qkuKri65g

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

You probably remember this picture of the baby who spent 128 hours under rubble after an earthquake in Turkey. It was reported that the baby's mom died.

Turns out, the mom is alive! She was treated in a different hospital. After 54 days apart and a DNA test, they are together again.
Source: https://t.co/q7OPE1oZ3r

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

New maths Q for this year’s exams: “If a Home Secretary says there are a 100 million people and likely billions more who want to come to the UK, but only 45,000 arrived in the last year, by what factor is she wrong and what level of fascism has she reached?”

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

History lesson
Majority of Germans in 1930s weren’t Nazis, but the Govt & it’s propaganda made them fear Jews, travellers, LGBT & other minorities who were blamed for Germany’s perilous economy & all of society’s ills

These people lent their support to everything that followed

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If you’re cross about being compared to Nazis, then calling for your critics to be silenced & sacked probably isn’t the best way to prove them wrong.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

October 5th ‘21- wholesale gas 293 per therm, energy bill £769

March 3rd ‘23- wholesale gas 113 per therm, energy bill £2,500

It’s a racket.

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

Starmer revealed to have engineered PartyGate by sending his secret agent Sue Gray into Johnson's office wearing an "It's Drinkies O'Clock" t-shirt 47 times.

[jonn elledge is mainly on bluesky @JonnElledge]

okay but how insane do you have to have gone to think you should explain Christianity to the actual pope

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

being a lawyer is having hundreds of notepads with just doodles and “????”

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

The media are calling today's strikers 'greedy'. But I've never met a teacher with £27m parked in an offshore trust in Gibraltar.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

No one prepares you for the real hidden expense of parenthood, and I’m not talking about childcare.

It’s the fruit.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Wholesale Gas has crashed to a new low. Just 149p per therm compared to 702p in August.

Ofgem say they’ll cut bills in April. What use is that to people who deserve a cut in bills now?

Cut bills now.

[Jeremy L W Townend @j40lwt]

I love this! :
Leolin Price QC opening an appeal: “This case concerns the law of contract: offer, acceptance and consideration.”

Lord Widgery: “I think you can take it we understand the basics.”

Price QC: “I made that mistake in the court below, my lord.”

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Wholesale Gas has just crashed to a new low. Just 150p per therm compared to 702p in August.

An energy boss who’s company made £20 billion profit last year today says high energy bills are here to stay.

We must fight back. This is a rip off.

[Nancy Adimora @NancAdimora]

PSA: When I said “let’s pick it up in the new year” I meant from Monday 9th.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

And the Angel Gabriel appeared before Mary and said, “Ooh, I like your robe!” and Mary did reply, “Thanks! It’s got pockets!"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Email translations:

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious