That girl you knew

I like stuff. She/her.

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

Ironically, it was our mutual love of astrology-based puns that ultimately taurus apart

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we logged on.

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

This Gofundme is fake. Wanda page was hacked please like and retweet to spread the word. https://t.co/CwT5OTY1bo

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[That girl you knew @graceness]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do not. But Twitter apparently does... #MyTwitterAnniversary

[PedsHemeDoc @PedsHemeDoc]

Dear Everybody,

Cancel your New Year's Eve gathering.

Sincerely,
Everybody

[That girl you knew @graceness]

@jberthume Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
David Bowie - Space Oddity

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

did it hurt? when you made a cup of tea and then forget you made a cup of tea and now your cup of tea is cold

[Omri Elisha @AnthroOmri]

We memorized phone numbers. We memorized driving directions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.

[Honk Green @realhonkgreen]

We've all heard of "Explain Like I'm 5" but what about "Explain Like You're 5"

Please badly and tangentially explain things to me

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID Update: With requirements rolling across the country, I called a company that implemented vaccine requirements last month.

Here is the experience & lessons for the rest of us. 1/

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

the ppl who say “i’d rather not say” are anti-vaxx. vaxxed ppl are like YES, i got my 1st shot of [brand] on [date] and i was fine but after my 2nd shot on [date] i got sick but my coworker got it worse, after 2 weeks i saw my parents and kissed a stranger on the mouth and then i

[That girl you knew @graceness]

@enth I am super curious about this!

[tate @50FirstTates]

geometry test: is this a triangle?

me: yes

geometry test: how do u know?

me: what?

geometry: PROVE its a triangle

me: bro fucking look at it

[That girl you knew @graceness]

I mean...

[That girl you knew @graceness]

@jberthume Not saying you shouldn't have tweeted this post in particular; only saying your tweet made me think of this

[That girl you knew @graceness]

@jberthume

[That girl you knew @graceness]

A very interesting thread.

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[That girl you knew @graceness]

😭😭😭😭

[Kim's Convenience @KimsConvenience]

Ok, see you. #KimsConvenience