Grae2x5

Husband. Father. Scotsman. Professional moaner. Music lover. Music creator (sometimes). Cyclist (slow). Golfer (bad). @[email protected]

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

“Gather around
Holding close your sons and daughters
Promise them that we will all be alright
Let them know you love them all
Talk to yourself
Let your essence be the answer
While we chase the meaning of who we are
Navigating through a storm”
Soen - Lotus (2019)

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@Plusnet broadband down and telephone support line closed. Can you help?

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

And if you fancy something a little more self contained, or for up to 6 of you… look no further!

https://t.co/1SbOrf7xqj

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

Cheeky weekend away. Highly recommend this place if anyone fancies a little Southern French hospitality.
And so close to so much history in Carcassonne and the surrounding area.
https://t.co/ZXyPALnfW3

[Benjamin Scheuer @BenjaminScheuer]

Here's a little clip of "You've Got a Granddaughter Now," a song from #AMountainForElodie, my new show, currently playing at the @edfringe through aug 27th.

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

Transferred my old number. Didn’t work, had to redo 3 times with customer service.
Added an inclusive extra. Didn’t work, still waiting on a fix.
Set up the app, continuous errors.
Logged in online, continuous errors.
How have you ever won anything? 🤷‍♂️

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@EE having been with you for 3 weeks now I have to say that, for a network who has won 9 years of being best provider, your app, website, and technical support are totally shocking.

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@maxalextaylor @BenjaminScheuer It was spellbinding. His storytelling is matched only by his playing. I was mesmerised. (And more than once had to fight the lump in my throat).

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@maxalextaylor, look who says “hi” @BenjaminScheuer 😳🤗

#amountainforelodie was totally amazing!

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@combat_boot Speaking of which, any news on the update to allow 75 specific forecasts?

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

So, X-rated, stick with the Bird, or delete… ?

To be honest the world on here is getting much smaller and the bubbles more extreme. If it wasn’t for #musictwitter, #queenfans, the odd #nerdgasm and one or two friends, I’d gladly run away!

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@AmazonHelp Not sure what you can do…
7 stops away at 1500, and 1600. Then 5 stops away for an hour, then no details. Then 4 stops away at 1910.
Your tracking system’s about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

I’m not sure there’s anything quite as frustrating as the facility to track drivers on the @AmazonUK app.

The painful progress, watching the “X stops away” countdown inexorably towards “Your stop next” when, all of a sudden it changes…

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

@AmazonUK Now they’re not even on the road. And they’re miles away. And it’s still saying they’ll deliver within the next 10 minutes.

I think @AmazonUK are lying to me. And, given the amount I’ve spent on their platform, that hurts.

[Grae2x5 @grae2x5]

By this time you’re not sure if you’ll shoot the @AmazonUK delivery driver when they finally get to you, or hug them, soaking their uniform with your floods of tears of relief.

And then you remember there’s a deal on that thing you liked. And you see it’s on Prime…