maple 🍁

corporate said that if i wanted to be a soundcloud artist i had to whore myself out on social media

[maple 🍁 @grandemaple]

Maple In Motion
out August 18 2026

[Veishi @Veishi336]

DELETE THIS LMAOOO

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Grindr already exists

[trévon ꕤ @trevonwoodburyy]

emancipation of mimi is really just an insane album to have in ur discography

[maple 🍁 @grandemaple]

@LivingPopRocks okay but what if we're still horny after that

[robin swallows @oblivyawn]

learn from her. conceal your trade.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Eat, drink, dance, rob a bank, whatever honey!

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[🙇🏿‍♂️🐺Werewolf Bi Nightskin™🌕 @RandyS0725]

currently mourning the fact that, not only are people generally becoming more illiterate & less academically capable, but also:

-more cruel
-less respectful of the arts & humanities
-less curious
-less creative
-worse at understanding nuance / hypotheticals / abstract concepts

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Wdym republicans posted Hasan’s dick on a fucking JUMBOTRON at the RNC 💀

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

I’m on it

[zach @mazzyyyyyyy]

gay guys are so fucking funny 😭 😭 like lemme just pull up my shirt and serve tits at the space needle

[j @jordohhh]

nvm he died lol

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

That work visa expired.

[Eric Bell @eric_bellMB]

Usually when celebrities become super famous they leave Canada. Drake has chosen to stay in his hometown and terrorize us.

[David @Justtdavid_]

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[ijebu/igbo barbie 🧚🏽‍♀️🌸✨ @notdebbyroar]

make more queer friends

douse yourself in queer literature & films

study queer history across various cultures

curate your social media algorithms to be unapologetically queer

don’t be too hard on yourself. internalised homophobia is learnt, therefore it can be unlearnt 🫶🏽

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Whitney Houston said the math wasn’t mathin for her, and proceeded to give one of the greatest vocal performances ever on a song.