Grant Beyleveld

Machine Learning Engineer at GQR.

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

The word “if” is doing a lot of heavy lifting right here.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Sen. Cassidy on the Trump defense team: It was disorganized, random. They talked about many things, but the issue at hand. If I’m an impartial juror, and I'm trying to make a decision based upon the facts as presented on this issue, then the House managers did a much better job.

[Eli Stokols @EliStokols]

If your attorney is actually killing it, you might not need to put out a background statement about how it's all part of your strategy.

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

@ClaraJeffery It’s Michael Scott stalling for time. But less goofy, more evil.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

insane that the impeachment trial needs to be longer than “remember when you had to flee to a safe room? alright let’s take a vote”

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

I’m sure Steven would rather be charged with crimes than sentenced to the C-list.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

A private detective scammed hundreds of investors in a cryptocurrency fraud, then faked his own disappearance. The bizarre case involves C-list actor Steven Seagal, who briefly served as a celebrity pitchman for B2G but is not charged with any crimes. https://t.co/d4SLJ4kE6d

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

https://t.co/tx13c4mLrT

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

Very very sad.

[evgrieve @evgrieve]

The very first @biggayicecream shop, on 7th Street in the East Village, will not be reopening. A for-rent sign is now on the storefront. This outpost had been closed since the COVID-19 PAUSE went into effect last March. The locations in the West Village and UWS are open. 1/2

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

[Grant Beyleveld @grantbey]

@oliverdarcy Meanwhile…

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I still don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Tom Bevan @TomBevanRCP]

This is false. We never called Pennsylvania, and nothing has changed. https://t.co/YXZ1PjI7Ud

[LILJON @LilJon]

DONT QUOTE MY SONGS BRUH. ON ANOTHER NOTE R You GONN HELP 45 PACK HIS SHIT UP 😳

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

Two different responses - one that the vaccine is a conspiracy against Trump, one that the vaccine is because of Trump:

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

I have received your messages about writing a Four Seasons Total Landscaping story and I am working on it.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!