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They call me 2-steps

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

If you have ADHD, it’s imperative you learn about limerence and how it can negatively affect you. Here’s what nobody explains:

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Industrial Dad 🇺🇸 @industrialdad61]

@Alpaca_Capital If you’re not too old, an American citizen, and have decent grades in high school, you can apply for THE Apprentice School at Newport News Shipbuilding in Virginia. You’ll go to school part time, work part time and get paid full time.

https://t.co/4Mf5GPQZWN

[speedybrute 𖧧 @speedybrute]

TJR gives his viewers real advice on how to be rich forever by the power of compound interest👀🤯

"This is how people become rich forever and can stay rich forever."

"Is this what you do?"

"Yes"

"We will reflect the S&P500"

"This is what people ideally should be doing"

[Timebringer |: 🎮 @Timebringer]

This could change your gaming life forever btw

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

This indie dev has spent 8 years on a single player CRPG played as a D&D where the developer is your Dungeon Master

- Play as the world's worst cleric
- Hand painted illustrations and backgrounds
- Completely ruin a D&D Campaign
- Inspired by Disco Elysium

Called Esoteric Ebb

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I saw a quote that said “to procrastinate is to willingly endure the discomfort of anticipation, rather than the discomfort of action. Both are burdens, but only one leads to progress” and if that didn’t light a fire in me.

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

Start with:
Hunter x hunter
Death Note
Attack on titan
Jujustu kaizen
Chainsaw man
Hellsing Ultimate
Kengan Ashura
Akame ga kill
Castlevania
Castlevania nocturne
Blue eye samurai

Then:
Bleach
One punch man
Drifters
One piece
My hero academia
My hero academia: vigilantes
Vinland Saga
Dr stone
Fire force
Baki
Cyberpunk Edgerunners
Devil may cry
Psycho pass
Code geass
Steins gate
Mob psycho
Black butler
Lord of mysteries
Claymore
Parasyte
Pluto
Durarara
The eminence in shadow
Overlord
The demon sword Excalibur
Misfits of the demon king academy
Afro samurai
Tokyo revengers
Record of Ragnarok
God of high school
Dororo
Super cube
Gachaikuta
Kaiju No 8
Sakamoto Days
Black clover
Bungo stray dogs
Moriaty the patriot
Ossan newbie
That time I got reincarnated as a slime
Hell’s paradise
Vivy eye song fluorite
Water magician
Jojo’s bizarre Adventure
Golden kamuy
Ninja kamui
Darker than black
Soul eater
Garou vanishing line
Bugs
The rising of the shield hero
Secrets of the silent witch
The witch and beast
Saiki
Owari no seraph
Tougen Anki

[localminima @localminimaa]

YOU WILL NOT BECOME A QUANT

not because you're stupid. not because you don't have access to information

all the content is freee - MIT posted Strang's linear algebra course, Harvard gives away probability theory PDFs, Stanford - optimization

u won't become a quant because you dont have the discipline to solve 200 textbook problems in a row

cuz the moment you see an integral, your brain says "tooooooo hard" and you open TikToooook

while you're watching another 5-minute video "how I made $10K in a day trading crypto," a guy your age is sitting down deriving the BlackScholes equation from scratch.

nooot copying. Nooot googling the solution. takes a blank sheet, writes dΠ = rΠ dt, and an hour later he has the formula that underpins a trillion dollar derivatives industry on his desk

in 18 months he'll be making $300K-$500K u'll be complaining on Twitter that "markets are manipulated" and "the rich always win"

the difference isnt luck. the difference is that when he saw conditional probability P(A|B), he didn't close the article
he sat down and solved 50 problems until it became intuitive. and you read the definition, said "got it" and moved on. Spoiler: you didn't get it

here's the truth nobody tells you: Jane Street, Citadel, HRT - they're not looking for smart people they're looking for people who can sit on one problem for 6 hours and not give up

cuz in real trading, nobody's going to hand you a ready solution. The market is 5,000 simultaneous equations with 50,000 variables, and they're all changing every millisecond

the average Jane Street employee made $1.4 million per year in 2025. That's AVERAGE. Not top trader. Not a legend. Just a regular guy who knows what eigenvalue decomposition is and isn't afraid to use it

and you? You still think trading is about "feeling the market move"" That if you post cool profit screenshots on Telegram, someone will believe you know what you're doing

quants don't feel. Quants calculate. While you're guessing "will Bitcoin go up or down," they've already calculated that at current volatility σ=0.65, correlation with S&P ρ=0.43, and accounting for conditional probability based on onchain metrics, the expected value of going long is negative. So they short. And they take your money

this article gives you the entire roadmap. literally step-by-step what to learn, which books to read, what code to write. All free. All accessible. 18 months at 2 hours per day

but you won't start. because lvl 1 homework is "solve all problems from chapters 1-6 of Blitzstein's textbook" that's 150+ problems. and your brain has already found an excuse: "I don't need this, I'll just trade patterns"

okay. keep going. keep blowing up accounts and believing "next time I'll get lucky" And somewhere, a guy who's sitting today deriving Itô's lemma will be making your annual salary in a month in 2 years

and the funniest part? You'll read this text, feel a sting, maybe even tell yourself "damn, I need to get serious" u'll open the textbook. You'll see the first formula

and you'll close it

cuz you don't want to BE a quant. You want to LOOK LIKE a quant. And those are different things

[Ejaaz @cryptopunk7213]

the craziest part of this story is his massive $850M Bloom Energy and $500M bitcoin-mining investments, he’s literally giving you the trade, let me explain

- AI’s biggest challenge right now is sourcing electricity to power gpus

- bloom energy builds advanced fuel cells that act as portable power generators for… ai data centers. put one next to your data center and… done.

- Bloom has $20 Billion in customer orders for 2026. increasing every month. he’s betting the house on 1 company (risky af) BUT

- he also bought positions in $IREN ($330M) and cipher mining because they ALREADY HAVE ELECTRICAL PERMITS that can be repurposed for AI

- normally you wait 2-3 years to get access to the electrical grid but this man just arbitraged the entire damn thing

fucking genius.

[Rossium @rossium]

> be anon
> studies probability theory since 14
> gets into MIT
> recruited by Jane Street
> 2 years, $350k/yr, 80hr weeks
> discovers people bet on 15-min BTC markets
> realizes he’s been training for this his entire life
> builds Poisson + Kelly model in one weekend
> loads $389
> made more in 30 days than 2 years at Jane Street
> quits and goes full-time building quant systems
> now makes 7 figures/month from a laptop in St. Barts, trading in his underwear

never before in human history has it been so easy to escape the permanent underclass

you can literally become quant by reading this article, using AI and being locked in for a 6 months

- but most of you will not

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

Mel Gibson isn't lying... A recent study documented COMPLETE REMISSION of Stage IV cancers using fenbendazole.

Patients with advanced melanoma, breast, and prostate cancer saw their tumors disappear — without chemotherapy.

Clinical trials must be launched immediately.

[G-MA & G-PA @GmaIndiana]

A woman who grew up without a father says her boss has become a real father figure in her life 💕
She texted him asking for help understanding gym equipment, and he actually drove all the way to the gym just to explain everything and make sure she felt comfortable. 🙏

[Bo Wang @BoWang87]

🚨 BREAKING: Brazil just gave away a breakthrough invention because it couldn't pay a patent fee.

Dr. Tatiana Sampaio drops a bombshell: The "Polilaminina" — a revolutionary material developed at Brazil's top federal university — is now anyone's to claim.

Why? Budget cuts in 2015-2016 left UFRJ too broke to renew the international patent.

Translation: Years of research. Millions in public investment. Gone. Because the government couldn't spare the maintenance fees.

Now foreign companies can patent it themselves — and Brazil will pay them to use what it invented.

This is what "austerity" actually costs.

[Ant @anthdm]

I wish this man had existed when I was young. Absolutely incredible value for every trader.

[tee @fienixtaranova]

Take advantage of treasure chests like this

[BasedBiohacker @BasedBiohacker]

hearing clavicular and that retarded british guy he streams with talk about mexidol was not on my bingo card for the big '26 but i get it

and honestly 99% of mfs taking pregab and phenibut as a "social lubricant" would be better ditching them for it, and it pairs fucking wonderfully with stims if you get a bit jittery

- reduces social friction, improves mood and confidence
- antioxidant that actually crosses the blood-brain barrier
- protects neurons under stress, hypoxia, stimulant use
- stabilizes cell membranes
- improved glutamate GABA ratio
- anxiolytic without retard sedation
- mitochondrial support; more ATP in brain cells
- used in russia for stroke recovery, TBI, cognitive decline
- reduces brain fog from oxidative damage
- enhances memory consolidation

mexidol = emoxypine succinate btw.

not medical advice.

[Jewels @jewels_uduehi]

UPDATED LIST

ATTACK ON TITAN - 10
JUJUTSU KAISEN - 10
SOLO LEVELING - 10
VINLAND SAGA - 10
KAKEGURUI - 10
DEMON SLAYER (KIMETSU NO YAIBA) - 10
AKAME GA KILL - 10
LORD OF THE MYSTERIES - 10
MY HERO ACADEMIA - 10
HELLS PARADISE - 10
DEADMAN WONDERLAND - 10
DEVIL MAY CRY (NOT ANIME) - 10
CASTLEVANIA (NOT ANIME) - 10
ARCANE (NOT ANIME) - 10
BOONDOCKS (NOT ANIME) - 10
BLOOD OF ZEUS (NOT ANIME) - 10
HUNTERXHUNTER -10 (currently watching)
DEATH NOTE - 9
CHAINSAW MAN - 9
CLASSROOM OF THE ELITE - 9
DORORO - 9
KABANERI OF THE IRON FORTRESS - 9
KAIJU NO. 8 - 9
SAKAMOTO DAYS - 9
RURONI KENSHIN - 9
DEAD MOUNT DEATH PLAY - 9
BLACK CLOVER - 9
RECORD OF RAGNAROK - 9
DARWIN’S GAME - 9
RICK AND MORTY (NOT ANIME) - 9
GACHIACKUTA - 8
ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM - 8
DOROHEDORO - 8
RISING OF THE SHIELD HERO - 8
SECRET LEVEL (NOT ANIME) - 8
UNDEAD UNLUCK - 8
JACK OF ALL TRADES - 8 (currently watching)
BATTLE GAME IN 5 SECONDS - 8( currently watching)
GUILTY CROWN - 8
TOKYO GHOUL - 7
DEATH PARADE - 7
WITCH AND THE BEAST - 7
BASTARD!! HEAVY METAL - 7
NO GAME NO LIFE - 7
DOTA: DRAGON’S BLOOD (NOT ANIME) - 7
DANDADAN - 7.5
BIG MOUTH (NOT ANIME) - 7.5
DEVILMAN CRYBABY - 6.5
GLEIPNIR - 6
ANOTHER - 6
TOMODACHI GAME - 6
LOVE IS HARD FOR AN OTAKU - 3

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”

[Tubi @Tubi]

my cartoon era starts march 1 🙂‍↕️

Abbott & Costello Cartoons
Addams Family (1974)
Adventures of Batman, The
Animaniacs
Aquaman
Astro and the Space Mutts
Atom Ant
Baby Looney Tunes
Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Be Cool Scooby-Doo!
Beetlejuice
Ben 10 (2005)
Beware the Batman
Captain Caveman
Captain Caveman & The Teen Angels
Captain Planet
Codename: Kids Next Door
Courage The Cowardly Dog
Cow & Chicken
Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines
Dexter's Laboratory
Dorothy & the Wizard of Oz
Dragon's Lair
Duck Dodgers
Dukes of Hazzard: The Animated Series
Dumb & Dumber (Animated Series)
Dynomutt, Dog Wonder
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy
Evil Con Carne
Flintstone Family Adventures
Flintstone Kids
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Freakazoid!
Great Grape Ape
Help, It's the Hair Bear Bunch
Hong Kong Phooey
Jonny Quest
Justice League
Justice League Action
Krypto the Superdog
Legion of Super Heroes
Loonatics Unleashed
Looney Tunes 3D Shorts
Looney Tunes Cartoons
MAD
Magilla Gorilla
Mucha Lucha!
New Looney Tunes Show (aka Wabbit)
New Scooby Doo Mysteries
Paddington Bear
Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm
Perils of Penelope Pitstop
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain
Powerpuff Girls
Pup Named Scooby Doo
Quick Draw McGraw
Ricochet Rabbit
Scooby and Scrappy Doo
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue
Smurfs
Snagglepuss
Static Shock!
Super Friends
Supernatural: The Anime Series
Taz-Mania
Teen Titans
The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo
The Batman
The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
The Frankenstones
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
The Heathcliff and Dingbat Show
The Mask (Animated Series)
The New Adventures of Batman
The New Adventures of Gilligan
The New Fred and Barney Show
The New Scooby Doo Movies
The Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show
The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
The Secret Squirrel Show
The Super Globetrotters
The Yogi Bear Show
Tiny Toon Adventures
Tom & Jerry
Tom & Jerry Comedy Show
Tom & Jerry Kids
Tom & Jerry Show, The
Tom & Jerry Tales
Top Cat
Unikitty
Wacky Races
Wacky Races (2017)
Xiaolin Showdown
Yo! Yogi
Yogi's Galaxy Goof-Ups
Yogi's Gang
Yogi's Space Race
Yogi's Treasure Hunt