greasy queen

🤠even cowgirls get the blues🤠 baby streamer doing her best

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

Alright… anyone selling @NoahKahan for Philly tonight? My Ticketmaster account still isn’t working

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@JackieSarahB @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport God speed, I dmed them when I had a similar issue and they weren’t helpful

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@macfindspride I feel this, Ticketmaster literally blocked my account

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@TMFanSupport Just did, thank you!!

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@Ticketmaster I promise I’m not a bot. I’m just a girl, who got recently dumped, fighting for her life to get @NoahKahan tickets for tonight in Philly. Please unpause my account 😭😭😭

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@shapeofmyshadow Girl can Eric send me as well

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@NoahKahan I’m trying 😭😭 but Ticketmaster kicked me out cause it thought I was a bot

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

So when did @UrbanOutfitters stop making things in size 16 and 36???? BDG was one of my favorites and now they don’t make my size

[Sims Community @TheSimCommunity]

#TheSims4 One Tile Box Challenge: Rules & Playthrough 🛠
https://t.co/Tx5yJPex9q

[Sam Reich @samreich]

RIP vic's guest house

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Picture for reference

[greasy queen @greasyqueen]

@dy5functional @Amber209002 The real reason I can’t get a date is because I’m already married

[chairs ･｡ﾟ☆ *.☽ MET JADE @maetlyn_]

*simone doing her vault with an insane height*
german commentator: "usually only snoop dogg is this high"

[Kissing Kate Barlow @HappyBat22]

It’s “fuck the USA” all day everyday but when Simone Biles & Suni Lee hit the mat? RED WHITE AND BLUE THESE COLORS DONT RUN BITCH.

[Ghoulbait | Post-Apocalyptic Vampire Vtuber ☢️🦇 @GhoulbaitVT]

BARNES & NOBLE ADDED A MONSTERFUCKER SECTION IM CRYING

[Lisa Naffziger @lisanaffziger]

We did it, folks! 50 United States cryptids!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My comedy special "Pissing Out Cancer" is now out on https://t.co/ZlhaGMSa38 as part of @dropoutpresents.

This is happening because I sent an email to @samreich with a link to me doing 40 minutes of stand-up in Missoula and he replied with the attached message: