Greg Carbon

Steward of @Androids_com since 1998 | Tracking the rise of True Androids & Physical AI | Open to aligned partners.

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

This Week in Androids — May 16–23, 2026
Figure 03 ran a 200+ hour autonomous package sorting marathon. Unitree humanoids started real paid work at Tokyo airport. A new robotics ETF hit Nasdaq. And deployment numbers keep rising fast.
Here’s what mattered this week ↓

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

Tesla’s Optimus Gen 3 working factory floors, Figure AI’s 03 sorting 250K packages nonstop, Boston Dynamics’ Electric Atlas crushing agility records, Agility Robotics’ Digit delivering in warehouses, 1X’s NEO in homes, Unitree’s G1 going viral, Apptronik’s Apollo in factories, Sanctuary AI’s Phoenix bringing real intelligence, XPENG’s Iron from China…The revolution isn’t coming — it’s deploying now. One-stop command center for specs, live deployments, funding intel, Robot Finder, and the definitive 27-year index? This is — where the future gets tracked in real time. @figure @Tesla_Optimus @TheHumanoidHub @nvidia @UnitreeRobotics @neo

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Tesla SuperCart, I wish I had one with FSD (Full Self Driving) for the Villages Golf Community. Made with @grok

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They tried to put an end to him but he turned the noose into a playground swing.

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

If you remember the 3 Stooges please reply with the year they were popular on TV

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

Anybody else remember: The 3 Stooges: PUT ON THE SOUND!

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

@VokabreRobotics Very Cool and we would like to do a feature article on these on https://t.co/1MhdIMdQeE

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

The humanoid revolution just hit warp speed! Boston Dynamics’ Atlas is now lifting 100+ lb fridges using pure sim-to-real learning. Gatsby launched the world’s first paid home-cleaning robot service ($150 flat fee, Uber-style). Unitree G1 takes live voice commands, 1X NEOs are rolling into production, and the market just exploded to $4.2B (+340% YoY) with 14k+ real-world deployments. Your no-hype command center for every spec, deployment, and breakthrough → https://t.co/C8reqq00pG #HumanoidRobots #PhysicalAI #AndroidsFuture

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@CyberRobooo Impressive! https://t.co/1MhdIMdQeE

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

That’s This Week in Androids.
Full details, Global Index, specs, and tools: https://t.co/6jXH8JFjc0
Follow for weekly tracking with no hype. #HumanoidRobots #FigureAI

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

This Week in Androids — May 16–23, 2026
Figure 03 ran a 200+ hour autonomous package sorting marathon. Unitree humanoids started real paid work at Tokyo airport. A new robotics ETF hit Nasdaq. And deployment numbers keep rising fast.
Here’s what mattered this week ↓

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

Other notes this week: • UK startup Humanoid signed a binding deal with Schaeffler to put humanoids on German production lines. • Strong momentum continues across Figure, Tesla Optimus, Agility, Unitree, and others.

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

@techniahq So innocent, who wouldn't trust that face. Androids are here! https://t.co/1MhdIMdQeE

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

@itsolelehmann Coming up on a full week. Astonishing! Androids are here. https://t.co/1MhdIMdQeE

[Greg Carbon @greg_carbon]

@aimegrrd_ We can't buy any stock, can we?