Greg Culross

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@JosiahHawthorne The last exit for people to follow MAGA or Jesus was several exits ago.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@kvrjules @PollTracker2024 @Emolclause You don't understand patriarchy.

Men can't help themselves. It's the woman's fault. (even if she's only 12)

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@suchey62 @axios If there is a recording of Trump administration officials discussing how to hide reports of Trump abusing the nipples of underage girls to the point where they bled, everyone in that room should be held accountable.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@suchey62 @axios Why not go after the Trump administration official that gave it to him?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Donald Trump voters,

"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies. And that is more infectious than any other disease."
—Professor Richard Feynman

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@marceelias Please start in 2026!

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@captainkudzu More correct today than it was in 2020.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@ajak1033

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@thescottbarber So....if hurricanes and natural disasters are God's punishment for America's sins, what would thunderstorms and tornadoes during Trump's show mean?

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@Joel7Richardson @catturd2 Also the workout trainer affair partner.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@ajak1033 Jerry- Here is a signed photo for you.

Elaine- Seriously? You're going to go with that? It's going to be on the internet forever!

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@ajak1033 Jerry- Here's a signed photo for you.
Elaine- Seriously? That photo is going to be on the internet forever!

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@CattardSlim Obviously using plastic plates.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@WUTangKids Months ago he posted a picture of himself benching 315#.

He was obviously using plastic plates.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@krassenstein But he can bench 315# using plastic plates.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@ThisThirsty Elaine got tickets because she was "going downtown!"

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@PeteMundo Jerry's girlfriend gets paged over the intercom-

"WILL LIZZIE BORDON PLEASE REPORT TO THE TICKET WINDOW?"

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@jimmyfallon Every time our family left in the car my dad would say, "And we're off like a dirty sock!"

It wasn't until I was a father saying that to my kids that I figured out what that meant.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@ajak1033

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@Seinfeldism1 Jerry's girlfriend gets paged over the intercom-

"WILL LIZZIE BORDON PLEASE REPORT TO THE TICKET WINDOW?"

Jerry - You know, you really ought to change your name.

[Greg Culross @GregCulross]

@SportsCenter And you want to be my latex salesman?