Greg Smith

All London black cab driver & PGA Professional. My RT's are not an endorsement.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@ClassicSwingX 🤢

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: Kent county Council is set to become the first UK county to declare an ‘illegal immigration emergency’ and refuse all illegals.

The measure is expected to take effect on 19 March.

Other councils are now widely expected to follow.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@WHUFC_News Really shit today!

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@westhamnetwork Dimitri all day long

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@truth_exposer_1 @doyletony77 If you rent a cab it’s very basic, if u have the cab on lease and balloon payment it’s much more complicated

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@TheMancUK @LondonEVCompany @greatermcr @youthgreatermcr @AndyBurnhamGM @ManCityCouncil @MayorofGM @BeeNetwork Even when you can’t supply essential parts for the vehicle! Well done you!🙄

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@Matt_Pinner Fire

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@BBCTomEdwards Brakes stopped working aswell did they?🙄

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@sdtmgolf Remember watching that, I’m sure there is a picture of JD eating a Big Mac on the steps of st Andrew’s and u could see his jeans under his waterproof trousers 😂😂 Legend!

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@stormcab 6th to 5th

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

Regardless!.. With the power, the rallying and unity of the people, I will be the next Mayor of London. You will make this happen! 🫡🇬🇧

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@sirpercy73 @TfL Apparently shut until the 1st now🙄 fuckin pricks 😂

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@michaelblackcab I found when it gets 4/5 years old and you get into those meaty services and out of full warranty the bills are eye watering.

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards https://t.co/TaCSCfInhJ

[Sandra White @SandraW42990]

@benonwine @MarkCharlieDun1

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@RightScopee @Anthony23Bryant 👍🏻

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@Mofoman360 @JeremyClarkson @ClarksonsFarm1 Yes

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@spurscabdanny Followed a YB past St Paul’s last night and he pulled over for a 🙋🏼‍♂️until I gave him a I don’t fucking think so toot!

[Greg Smith @gregsmithgolf]

@jelliot03 @TheLTDA @Squarehighways 🤦🏻