Greg Sullivan

Stand-up and writer. If you like my tweets I am available for comedy writing work, contact me at

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@erinmichellebrb Ghosts can’t reproduce so they MUST recruit, you are a poltergeist groomer!

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

I wrote about writing. Please read what I wrote and maybe write about reading what I wrote about writing and together we can make a literary Human Centipede.

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[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Thanks heaps Adelaide Comedy Showcase for squeezing me into the lineup at the Rhino Room this Friday after a brief fifteen year break from shows in Radelaide. It’ll be great to work with Linds and Mickey again, and meet the other acts, should be a top night!

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Just found out Rupert Murdoch has been married five times. Getting engaged to him must feel like the highest stakes game of musical chairs ever, “please let me be the one on him when the music stops”.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

The handle gregsullivan was taken so I added ha at the end because I’m a comedian. I have since learned that ha is added by a well known group of motorcycle enthusiasts. I did not know this, I claim no affiliation and mean no disrespect. #sorryaboutthat #pleasedonthurtme

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Should be a great show tomorrow night with ⁦@ellen_briggs⁩, ⁦@MickNeven⁩, and Pete James (sorry I don’t know Pete’s twitter handle)

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

I’m the King, of self Deprecating Comedy....welll, maybe not the King

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@gregmlarsen First time I get on Twitter in ages and one of my favourite comedians tweets a joke I did on TV twenty years ago. The second tag is “He’s good but his horse, how do you train an animal to be that still”. Much love Greg.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

I fixed the warning at the beginning of Athlete A https://t.co/TJXhtVj3kJ

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Red sky morning, Insta fans fawning. @ Byron Bay, New South Wales https://t.co/ubzyWf7paE

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@Jonas_Holt I met a kid called Brock once, his brother was called Peter.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@RhiDown So sorry that shit happened Rhi.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Nice big one, took a few attempts to work out the panorama, a few quizzical looks from the road workers, then two of them took photos of their own. @ Coolamon Lookout https://t.co/HVk2ypZQnJ

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

The makers of inspirational journals again showing complete ignorance of the relative distance of celestial objects. https://t.co/GvokvSfm3f

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

I’ve put my donut through a lot but luckily I’ve never convoluted it enough to require a special pillow. https://t.co/L3kpAjc3Ud

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

Would have been a better shot if it had turned up fifteen minutes earlier when I was at the Farmers Markets, but you take a full rainbow where you get it, even Woolies car park. @ Woolworths https://t.co/B15DVoJE7e

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

This novel coronavirus will cause thousands of coronavirus novels.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

While we non essentials use fancy words to defend the indefensible. The essentials are thought of as essentially dispensable.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@SamBowden22 I remember you when you were a (quarter) Asian twink.

[Greg Sullivan @gregsullivanha]

@oldmateedo You need to trade that Nissan for a Toyota Safe Spacia.