Trevor after dark (Top 0.1%)

Everything

[Hugo Stiglitz @grandfader_]

Sippin bullshit tn

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

the first time i ever bought weed the plug rolled into the McDonald’s parking lot playing this at full volume

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

my 19 year old cousin posted this in the family GC and we all knew what he meant

[mila @icuyell]

every one of these jewish horror stories goes like "i wondered what would happen. nothing happened but I did wonder"

[tangerine iv drip @miiykei]

went quadruple platinum in my house

[Con Dillinger @StevieCleamer]

Just pick a person

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

first candidate to tell this guy to shut the fuck up gets my vote

[Real Ass Wigger @RAWigger]

Jeffrey's last name could've been "Hebrewbergchosenpeoplestein" and niggas would still be calling him white

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC]

“It’s a fucking scary time on hockey twitter right now” is the funniest line ever written in the English language.

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

So it’s illegal now to be in a dark room with ur bros, tarps off? Literally 1984

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

Finishing your beer and chiefing your vape before handing the cops your ID after refusing to give them your name and then immediately admitting it’s fake is all time

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

After eating a burrito in San Fran.

[ℿ @duluxor]

Your name came up in the retarded faggot files multiple times

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

No retarded gay shit formed against me shall prosper

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Listening to old cumtown and laughing and smiling

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

If you could smoke beer I would be fucking dead