Tyler Kulbacki

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[Tyler Kulbacki @tylerkulbacki]

I really can’t wait to be president.... 2036 can’t get here soon enough 🌊🤫

[Mikey | NFLCB @nflmikey_]

This is a ridiculous answer from Watson. This fanbase welcomed Deshaun Watson the person with open arms when it was incredibly frowned upon to do so given all that transpired off the field with him.

The boo’s are purely performance related and due to the fact that for the duration of his time in Cleveland he’s looked like a shell of his former self. A player who we paid 3 1s for and gave $230 million guaranteed dollars to.

Embarrassing of Watson to insinuate it’s anything more than fans boo’ing a guy who’s not performed to even a tenth of the level he was expected to bring. #Browns

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Introducing Street Fighter: CLE!

🕹️ 2026 Schedule Release

[Colb @___Colb___]

The Cleveland Guardians have caucasian Barry Bonds on the roster now so that’s nice.

[Pepsi @pepsi]

whoever is drinking that much Pepsi in Akron, Ohio…we see you.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

Bills HC Sean McDermott had more to say well after the game ended via a pool report:

“That play is not even close. That's a catch all the way. I sat in my locker and I looked at it probably 20 times, and nobody can convince me that that ball is not caught and in possession of Buffalo. I just have no idea how the NFL handed it, in particular, the way that they did. I think the players and the fans deserve an explanation, you know?

Q: Did you read the pool report?

“Yeah, (Derek; Bills PR) sent it to me. I just got it. I wish I would have gotten it before my press conference.”

Q: Is there any recourse here for you? What can you do?

“Here's the deal, right? The fans deserve more. The players certainly deserve more. They deserve an explanation, and it's a shame that a game is decided on a call like that, and there is no time spent with the head official going underneath the hood or to the replay booth, right? To the monitor. I don't understand how that works. I don't understand how that could be the case when it's such a close play, so basically there is one person ruling on that play or, only New York ruling on that play? I don't agree with that. If that's the case, I don't agree with that -- that that is the best approach to decide a game like that.”

Q: You've always been cautious about commenting on officiating. Why do you feel in this situation that it is so important to share how you feel about it?

“Because I only speak up when there is a wrong. In this case, it happened to be to our team. We win with class and we lose with class in Buffalo. That's how we handle our business, but when I'm looking at the replay myself and I'm being objective and I'm saying, 'you can not convince me that that was not a catch, Buffalo possession, ball at the 20. You can't convince.' I'm speaking up because I feel strongly that that was a catch and that possession should have been ball belongs to Buffalo. I can't agree with their assessment of a change of possession or whatever the statement was. I can't agree with that. We're not just going to sit here and take it, is what I'm saying. We're not just going to sit here and take it. I'm pissed off about it, and I feel strongly as I've looked at it in review in my own locker that it's a catch, possession Buffalo, and that the process should have been (long pause) ... handled differently. I don't understand why the head official who is at the game does not get a chance to look at the same thing people in New York are ruling on. “

[Pete Smith @_PeteSmith_]

The Browns have made some intergalactically stupid moves. Firing Kevin Stefanski would be near the top of the list.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"It's Immigrants robbing you."

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

@Ravens Welcome. Grab a beer.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

“We are getting brunch with my parents remember to dress nice”

The outfit:

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

the charlie kirk news is sobering bc in discussing it with coworkers i realized im deeper in enemy territory than i thought…..

[chance @chanceposts]

neither is enough to stop the feeling that things are going to keep getting worse, but pancakes, I guess

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

If you aren’t happy single – you won’t be happy in a relationship.

True happiness doesn’t come from others – it comes from winning your fantasy football league.

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

He’s marrying Taylor Swift.

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Yes Lawd! Yes! @ShedeurSanders

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

She regrets what she did to me

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

Just asked a girl on a date and she said “nice ragebait”

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

how four verts looks at me on literally any down and distance

[yoxic @yoxics]

FAZE ADAPT JUST GOT TRICKSHOTTED OH MY GOD 😭