Sometimes I think about the amount of times I lied about not being able to French braid in college because of how much I hated to do it.
It really weighs on me
My friend just sent me this video of the Schuylkill River in Philadelphia. It’s crazy what a few weeks without human pollution can do, look how beautiful and clear the water looks.
People in Philly will literally fuck you over and act like they’re doing you a favor.
Woman writing my parking ticket: but don’t worry you good for the rest of the night!
Man who stole my airpods bringing them back once I caught him: I belieeeveee these are yours!