Abbie

#Adulting daily sometimes twice a day

[Sheila Gregoire--She Deserves Better is here! @sheilagregoire]

"We want to go to church without hearing a pastor call his wife “smokin’ hot,” or brag about the women who want to sleep with him, or tell us how hard it is not to lust.

We’re tired of being framed as the dangerous ones when we’re the ones in danger."

https://t.co/HG49t88a7k

[caroline @kewlwick]

"my favorite season is summer" we get it, your thighs don't touch, congratulations

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

accidentally used my husbands body wash and now i don’t move out of the way when someone’s walking toward me

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Wow. Laughter as resurrection. Thank you @StephenAtHome

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

I don’t seem to be writing much anymore, beside the occasionalFB post on keeping the faith. But if I started again, I’d tell myself to write bird by bird; a really shitty first draft; to keep my butt in the chair; then go through and take out the lies, adverbs and boring parts.

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY:

I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

[Ashlyn George @lostgirlsguide]

i stand
on the sacrifices
of millions of women before me
thinking
What can I do
To make this mountain taller
So the women after me
Can see farther
- rupi kaur

Happy International Women's Day!👭

#explorecanada #exploreNL #InternationalWomensDay

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

As a mom, my hobbies include yelling “What’s going on in there?” without ever getting up to check what’s actually going on in there

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

Who does Aunt Becky have to bribe to make Instagram work again

[Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties]

The first rule of parent club is you never tell anyone that you're going to the bathroom.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Friend: For an hour of free babysitting, would you-

Me: YES

Friend: I haven't explained wh-

Me: [pulls out of the garage]

[Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara]

Nothing says “I’m not trying to make any friends” like sending kids home from a birthday party with goodie bags full of noise makers and slime.

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

I might not be great at keeping the house clean, cooking, showering, wearing actual pants, or being a super mom, but am I great at staying fit, time management, constantly entertaining my children, maintaining friendships, and achieving my dreams? Also no.

[Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties]

I'm part of a family of four, so one of my main hobbies is hiding one player piece from every four person game so I can generously offer to "sit this one out".

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband went to play golf so I asked him how long that would take and he said about 6 hours.

So I have 6 hours to go shopping and buy whatever I want on his credit card. Seems excessive but rules are rules.

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I would love a weightloss community for women that’s not all like “hey megababes: get that beach body ready and tone that booty 🍑🙌🏼😘💃🏼🥰🤸‍♂️” I just wanna be healthy but I don’t like your mention of my “booty” nor your wreckless emoji use

[Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties]

They say to dress for the job you want so I wore nothing but pajamas for 4 years and now I work from home. It works!

[Abbie @grumblinggrace]

@DraggingFeeties @KateWouldHaveIt *Emphatic like and nod*

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

You know how when you were a kid playing a game with your sibling and you were terrible so you'd say, "Okay, I'm going to start playing FOR REAL now," and you'd give it your all but you still sucked? That's how dieting has been going for me lately.

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

You know when you’re too lazy to comment on someone’s Instagram post so you just emphatically tap the heart and hope they feel it