Yin Zhu

Third funniest co-founder of @pitchjokes

[Yin Zhu @grumpy_yin]

@he1nousb1tch 🥳

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@bradmahler I predict season 2 will establish the Pete Davidson Batman as canon

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@bradmahler Show off

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@he1nousb1tch Happy Birthday Amanda!!

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@angiemcmahon I can fire the Pitch servers back up #WithMyDick

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Off to the great olive jar in the sky

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COVID a Beatles Song
@TrentCapelli @jedresnik @SharonSpell @marcusdayhooray @BeeeejEsq / topic by @TrentCapelli #pitchjokes

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Sometimes I daydream about writing the next great American novel but then I imagine myself talking about it on Fresh Air with Terry Gross and I just don’t like who I become

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New fonts for 2020
-Tragic Sans
-End Times New Roman
-Asymptomatic Courier
-Racista Bold
-Fauci's Impact Light

[Yin Zhu @grumpy_yin]

Idiot a classic movie line
@barbieonacidd @SharonSpell / topic by @BrandonShay10 #pitchjokes

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Tattoos for Cats
-permanent whiskers
-Live. Live. Live. Live. Live. Live. Live. Live. Live. Laugh. Love.
-'PURR' on one paw, 'HISS' on the other
-A tear drop for every dead mouse
-"fancy feast", right above their butthole

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Religious Rappers
@jable415 @lisabenjessica @colinob @FrankE_Skittles / topic by @GregCartin #pitchjokes

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Your first order as newly elected leader of the ant colony
@FlavorDept / topic by @marcusdayhooray #pitchjokes

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Mom rapper names
@LowellCBenjamin @jable415 / topic by @VanDaMan4 #pitchjokes

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Sometimes it's nice to step away from the computer and just stare at your phone for 8 hours.

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Ways your sex life is like a Pixar movie
@jable415 / topic by @JohnLundquist13 #pitchjokes

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Secret thoughts of animals
@jedresnik @garethgwynn @Patrickdjokes @ThirstyHank @yesikandrews / topic by @GregCartin #pitchjokes

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🌏🌏 OFFICIAL HANG ZONE 🎢🎢
@cristyjoy / topic by @mattklinman #pitchjokes

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#StayHome #AloneTogether

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How God Will Spend His $1,200 Stimulus Check
@TrevorRudge1 @davidprydejokes @linsaysd @GregCartin / topic by @FernBallew #pitchjokes