Jesse

Me fish, you fish, we fish, who fish?

[Jesse @jable415]

The Trump Show has been canceled! Now, we just gotta make it through the holiday special.

[Nikki Lanshaw @nikkilanshaw]

If @StephenAtHome is willing to sacrifice his mental health we could ask him to moderate the next two debates. He could ask Biden questions as Stephen Colbert and ask Trump questions as “Stephen Colbert.” #Debates2020

[Marcus Day @marcusdayhooray]

Menu Items at a Clown Restaurant
@jable415 / topic by @marcusdayhooray #pitchjokes

[Sharon Spell @SharonSpell]

Without Pitch, I’ll finally have time _______________.
@jable415 / topic by @SharonSpell #pitchjokes

[PREPAY_ @colinob]

Damn, 11 votes and I still didn't win. Great topic, Greg!
Religious Rappers
@jable415 @lisabenjessica @colinob @FrankE_Skittles / topic by @GregCartin #pitchjokes

[Nikki Lanshaw @nikkilanshaw]

spectacular.

[Jesse @jable415]

@stinky_blinders Malala

[Yin Zhu @grumpy_yin]

Tinder Profiles for Restaurants
@writer1307 @jable415 @dropchrismurphy @j_bergen / topic by @comedyasylum #pitchjokes

[MC @ActualMC]

Topic for the next depressing Netflix documentary
@burkecomedy @jable415 @Christo60843818 / topic by @ActualMC #pitchjokes

[The Levity Dept. @LevityDept]

New Soda Flavors Made by Musicians
@jable415 @richardhine @RatboyRyan @stinky_blinders @misterjette / topic by @TrentCapelli #pitchjokes

[Jesse @jable415]

Very fitting. Glad you got three stars so I could share it @JamesNemec

[Jesse @jable415]

Eulogize Terry Jones
@JamesNemec / topic by @jable415 #pitchjokes

[Jesse @jable415]

Reasons You’re Not Getting Your Security Deposit Back
@ActualMC / topic by @FernBallew #pitchjokes #bestpitch2019

[Jesse @jable415]

@Byron_Hall Thanks @Byron_Hall! I’m honored

[Marcus Day @marcusdayhooray]

Historical Movies
@marcusdayhooray @jable415 / topic by @marcusdayhooray #pitchjokes

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

Here's what we learned this week.

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

Reasons to Fake a Pregnancy
- Been faking sex for a while and need to start heightening
- Great excuse to pee at your desk
- Bored with my flat stomach
- It’d be hysterical
- To make my ex jealous so she’ll take me back