guacachole

who called it hummus and not guacachole 😞

[guacachole @guacachole17]

sick to my stomach thinking about how takeshi’s castle is the gateway drug to squid games

[damy saw bts! x3 @jminshoney]

@meliodasima YOU CAN ALSO DONATE TO THESE ORGANIZATIONS!!! PLEASE EVEN $5 CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

[nik ki 🍒 @meliodasima]

In my country, Turkey, there have been earthquakes that have been continuing since last night, leaving great damage. Thousands lost their lives. The others die from cold weather and lack of help. Everyone lost their family. WE NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE RTWEET

[guacachole @guacachole17]

2. Crpto Account USDT - BUSD: *BEP20 Wallet Address :*
0xB67705398fEd380a1CE02e77095fed64f8aCe463

3. Afad: https://t.co/Ti9PHUTSI5

[guacachole @guacachole17]

Hello, I hope this finds you well. As you may have read, two deadly earthquakes (7.8 and 7.5 magnitude) hit 10 major cities of Turkey yesterday. At least 3419 have been confirmed dead so far, but the number will increase. Nearly 6000 buildings have been confirmed to have. (Cont)

[guacachole @guacachole17]

Death toll could increase eight-fold, WHO says. The best way to support is to donate to these accounts as much as you can:
1. Ahbap Organisation
https://t.co/UkCtwn1c89
EUR Account: 1021-2150277
IBAN: TR150006400000210212150277
Swift Code: ISBKTRIS
https://t.co/lUKvvv0eCa

[guacachole @guacachole17]

@arch_ives im only here for your tweets

[pj @pjayevans]

It sucks you can’t google something happening in your life. What does my neighbor Derek do for work

[guacachole @guacachole17]

op headshot

[sway @swaywtw]

whats better then sex

[sardard🇵🇸 @yuhsoidk]

why are men so self conscious about their height like there’s so many more flaws to be conscious about for example their lack of basic human decency

[Brady @pebbut]

stomping on every worm i see in case it’s my girlfriend

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I am starting a new party trend called Gandalfing. You show up, smoke a pipe, and talk to the shortest people there before disappearing into the night

[danlet @evildanevil]

If I had a bf I would ask him one million billion questions

[guacachole @guacachole17]

@ninearam99 Dude

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

(scrolling twitter) wow this is so cringe (switching apps to text gf) hey babe bad news i went to the store to get some more forehead kisses but they were all out of singles so i had to get a pack of one billion :/

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

this guy —> 😵‍💫 is disgusting. what is he so hypnotized by? a woman’s butt and boobs??

[AB @abdollars]

I saw one babe on here tweet about how living in your parents house past a certain age stunts your growth. And honestly I couldn’t agree more. The clarity that comes from creating distance between yourself and your caregiver, enables you to see them as fallible 1/3

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

(Knocking on my neighbor's door in the middle of the night) I frew up