Guy Allen

Old, fat & boring. Views my own, not those of my employer.

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

@tomferry Interesting data, but what does it have to do with agent-to-agent relationships?

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

@tomferry My favourite system is an MS Excel spreadsheet called 'Income.' It doesn't have many entries. So, it's not hard to see where the business is coming from.

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

#ALDIovercharging #overzealousbarcodereader #aldiaustralia #ALDIdoublescan #nicecustomerservice

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

I said to her cheerfully, ‘Do you mind if I grab that fifty?’ She said, ‘Didn’t I give that to you already?’ Then, with no apology & barely any eye contact, I had a $50 note thrust in my direction.
#aldiaustralia #ALDIunderpayments #customerservicefail #supermarketripoff

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@AldiUK Thanks, Grant, for the gr8 customer service. I am actually in Australia. I suspect that ALDI Australia could learn a lot from ALDIUK about customer service.

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I suggest that, if you shop at #ALDI, you check your receipts before you leave the store. I bought 2 cheeses and 1 porterhouse steak. I didn’t notice until I got home and had a look at the receipt that I had been charged for 4 porterhouse steaks. Nightmare getting a refund.

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@Garvvdogg @AldiUK Nice that you got a twitter response from ALDI, and they offered to look into it. Hope they can sort it for you.

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We just ain't gonna pay no toll...let them truckers roll. Travel safe, everyone, on #internationalconvoyday

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Ain't nothing gonna get in our way, it's #internationalconvoyday

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...tail. Happy #internationalconvoyday

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Here's an update on my Mo'gress (Day 20), and a link in case you are interested in helping me change the face of men's health this #Movember: https://t.co/J5mbCIlvxf

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Here's my Day 10 Mo'gress Report. Also, here's a link in case you have the means to help me change the face of men's health this #Movember: https://t.co/J5mbCIlvxf

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Happy #internationalconvoyday to all! Let's look after one another out there on the highway!

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If u would like 2 #supportfreeknowledge! our friends at @Wikipedia r currently looking 4 donations. #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/N1vSsF2yID

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

It's the dark of the moon on the 6th of June. Happy #internationalconvoyday to all.

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

Today ends my #Movember journey for 2016. Here's a link, if u would like 2 help me change the face of men's health: https://t.co/9IOwmowczs

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@kevinrose #timtimgoodgood

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@jclindell I really enjoyed TVH this year - hope 2 hear your dulcet tones and groovy music curation on the airwaves next year.

[Guy Allen @guidocity]

@jclindell a very civil response. You have a very old head on your young shoulders. Gardening with a beer, a dog and TVH is becoming a habit

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@jclindell I'll donate $20, if u play the b-side to 'I Just Can't Get Enough'.