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[lele @letww4]

beijo na boca e coisa do passado a moda agora é.... estudar no sábado!

[wint @dril]

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

BUG……..Bitch U Gay🤷🪲🐞🐜

[Liste @endliste]

I get a little shy around multi-instrumentalists bc I only ever learned to play the fool

[Isaacisonfire (cw) @XxIsaacxpxX]

I be snug as a bug in a rug while da opps are loose as a moose shivering in the spruce😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝖘𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 @vanilla_bombyx]

he thinks he is dishes

[🇭🇹 @stillmsc]

IMAX 70mm tickets after Nolan turned it into SNKRS app drops

[not a hornets fan @BrosephSZN]

Ticketmasterfication of movie tickets

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

waiting for Dune tickets to go on sale Tuesday

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

I can't drink brown liquor because why did I tell a twink I was gonna make him into shoes . Im sorry twink

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[⚰︎ @vamperignon]

In 20 years from now there will be a slur for kids whose parents met on Hinge

[sio @bestinsio]

subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Would you trust him to aid you?

[Sethy @Brizksie]

When a ugly bitch calls you twin

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left: