▪️Haley▪️

There's no I in team, but there's a me in mediocre

[calypso🐚 ⸆⸉ @_AsToldByVenus]

brb

[sya?! @dprsahi]

geometry is such a scam? mfs were like "prove this is a triangle" my nigga LOOK AT IT

[Spaghetti Joe @Spagh3ttiJoe]

You know what? Fuck you guys. *rotates your cow*

[🔞Pecker🔞 @possumpecker]

I only use facebook to annoy my newly antivax mom

[Ben @perma___ben]

The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[North Dakota Hockey @UNDmhockey]

You’re witnessing history. Off to a 5th OT.

[North Dakota Hockey @UNDmhockey]

Hi. How’s everyone doing? Overtime coming.

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

no more seltzer’s, summer of violence

[akram ♒︎ @ihyakram]

made a small mistake... should i let it haunt me for a decade or no

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

RIP to my oven clock sorry baby u will not have the correct time again until fall backwards

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Could a depressed person do THIS?

[I put on a show I’ve seen 8 times and absentmindedly scroll my phone]

[randy @randyfactory]

hey remember when shrek used his giant green hands to take the helmet off his giant green head and fiona was shocked to find out he was an ogre

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

i won't cry because it's over, i'll cry before it's over too. i shall simply cry all the time

[hugo @toasteredbread]

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

[invader zim @f8the]

i fully intend to haunt ppl when i die

[flood @afloodofblood]

when i die please don't ouija board me. i've spent a life time avoiding human interaction let me RIP.

[▪️Haley▪️ @hailzmonse]

Why is there ALWAYS something to clean. Sick of it.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

every single weekend I have a big checklist of things that I think i’m going to do and every single weekend I do One thing and think you know what i’ve actually done quite enough thank u