Andy Burgess

✋Hand Model - DM or @hiredhandsuk
💻 Work @mistral_data
🇬🇧 London, UK

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

@niccruzpatane Sounds like they've been reading a @itsDanielSuarez book or two

[KarmaLink @karmalinkonline]

Get full access to KarmaLink completely free until January 2027. After that? Just £5 per property per month. The cost of one prevented no-show pays for months of protection. #FreeUntil2027 #RestaurantTech #Hospitality #KarmaLink #AffordableTech #RestaurantSolutions #UKHospitality

[KarmaLink @karmalinkonline]

The True Cost of Restaurant No-Shows and 5 Proven Ways to Reduce Them
https://t.co/FYR7ND82ex

[KarmaLink @karmalinkonline]

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[KarmaLink @karmalinkonline]

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[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Unless there's an unbreakably valid safety reason why not, all button-operated pedestrian crossings should activate the lights in pedestrians' favour instantly when pressed.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Just to be clear - given recent drivel on line - Comet 3I/Atlas is a comet, made of carbon dioxide and water ices and bits of other stuff. It is entirely natural in origin, its orbit is as expected and it will whizz around the sun and then disappear off into the galaxy again. If it ever encounters another inhabited solar system in the far future I hope the living things there are more sensible than us and enjoy it for what it is - a visitor from elsewhere in the galaxy - a pristine lump of rock and ices which formed around a distant, maybe long-dead star billions of years ago and many light years away, just passing through. Isn’t that wonderful enough?

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

View of the #beckenham fire from Penge

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

@BotFinderUK Add kids in pubs

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

Fun fact: every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️

[Octopus Energy @OctopusEnergy]

Britain pays wind farms to turn off when it’s windy and overpays gas plants to switch on instead. It'll cost bill payers up to £8b/yr by 2030. Zonal energy pricing would slash this.

We’ve started tracking this (avoidable) waste live on our site: https://t.co/cSvypnOSQs

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

@ChirpyChet They perfectly placed that ad with your tweet 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

@AdamAzor Ah, I've seen the video now 👍🏼

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky!

[Andy Burgess @handambassador]

@CitizenUddin What's the right URL to send to the met? I tried to do a report on the weekend but not convinced it was the right place, or I used the wrong type. Think it said I had to do it as antisocial behaviour but that doesn't feel right.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

God, I love the internet #TheTraitors

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Modern vehicles ‘too wide for parking spaces’.