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cuntent 😽

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If my bf ever started vlogging I’d take him to the vet

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Boot soup

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Optimize your mornings by drinking coffee on the toilet

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How’s unemployment going you ask? Well I’m watching Breaking Bad for the first time ever. Jealous?

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What was I talking about, this shit is amazing

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Having a crush on your co-worker is literally Stockholm syndrome

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My best friend got taken on a date to the New York Hall of Science- I’ve never been so jealous in my life

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When I first watched my parents wedding video as a child I cried and asked why I wasn’t invited

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My own thoughts are giving me a headache

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Acab (all cars are bad)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

I’d like one small beer and a headach please

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Heart is the greatest band name ever and king gizzard and the lizard wizard is the most cringe band name ever

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Customer: oh wow the price of the cookies has really gonna up 😡

Me: oh don’t worry it’s free for me 👍😀

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@j_snackerson Any dude who owns a ukulele

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@JeffProbst New survivor immunity challenge: there is a cat sleeping your lap, the winner is the last one with a cat still sleeping on their lap

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Need a tiny tamp for my bowl (this tweet is for baristas and smokers only)

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@petetober Thanks for checking in! I’m actually doing really awesome and I’m very clearheaded 👍

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Cake pops are a psyop

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When the sandwich is so good you help them close (please someone cover my shift tomorrow)

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The real reason I don’t drive and strictly take the bus is so that I can focus on the pretty trees

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(in a transatlantic accent) If I’m gay, then what are you?!