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[degs @hanndegs]

the girl who bagged my groceries today was so incompetent and stupid she literally put the bread with all my frozen stuff

anyway that’s the last time i use self-checkout

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

Challengers for real bitches

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

i have a scene they can rehearse…. in my bedroom

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

morning news from my mother

[degs @hanndegs]

feeling like her today

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

get her a chiefs jersey immediately

[gore vidal sassoon @GilroyMusic]

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

“are you stupid?”

me:

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[ellaphants are a mess @lordestruggles]

just painted my nails black…

[໊ @buffys]

kamala is better than me cause i would’ve walked on that stage with this printed on my shirt

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[kos @kostancaaa__]

get the nba on tnt crew to moderate the next debate

[B ☘︎ @jerntjawn]

How an Eagles win feels