soda jerk

digital strat nerd, data fan, Twitter gnome, Hueng-min Son's army. turnt up frisbee nonsense.
tweets mine, but willing to share. he/him

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@adamjohnsonCHI How did Brad fail up like this?

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@SenFettermanPA

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

So, in 2026, the United States can hold a foreign president responsible for breaking US law but not an American president. Interesting.

[Joe Twerks Daily @DailyJoeShakes]

and it just keeps getting better

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

This is the LAST day you can retweet this.

[Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @LuizaJarovsky]

I see no lies here

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

“Hey men” and it’s uncle Iroh

[trin @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture]

mer crims

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://t.co/3QAIJUKs0z

[mohamed atta boy @ATFintern]

wife came through with a banger gift this christmas, via @pants

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@BarrChris434772 @USDOL

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

So have a Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@johnkonrad This rendering sucks, it looks cheap and poorly done.

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@AlexiLalas Bud you shilled for a country with an atrocious human rights record who managed to keep the ticket costs at less than 1/2 of what were looking at. We don't have to be extorted at every turn.

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@tmcfar @larssivertsen No we've been brow beaten in to expecting a world where owners and leagues kick us and we say "thank you".

[soda jerk @hartwanders]

@AutismCapital Welcome to journalism dickhead.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Wow

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@Billie_T Jesus Christ