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A Corps Commander was once visiting an Artillery Regiment of the Corps Arty Bde. A week before D-day, the CO held a special sainik sammelan and told everyone that the General was fond of asking questions, but he would ask only such questions to which he already knew the answers. So nobody should bluff. If they didn't have irrefutable and authentic proof of the correctness of the answer, they were not to give such an answer. They should just say "I don't know", and that's it; but they were not to attempt a तुक्का.
The Corps Cdr came, he was introduced to the unit officers & JCOs, he was briefed in the Ops Room, and then he was taken to see the gun positions.
The Gun Det-cdr ordered the det to attention and gave a report to the Corps Cdr, "नंबर ३ गन डिटॅचमेंट आप के निरीक्षण के लिए हाज़िर है श्रीमान|"
The General ordered everyone at ease, and seeing that the Det-cdr was a Sardar, switched to Punjabi mode, "साहब, की नां है त्वाड्डा?"
The JCO silently thanked वाहे गुरु for this question, for which he did have an authentic and irrefutable answer. It was written on his I-card! He said, "सरजी, मेरा नां सूबेदार सुलक्खन सिंग हैगा|"
General - "आ केडी गन हैगी?"
The JCO again thanked वाहे गुरु, as the name of the gun was engraved on the gun!! He promptly replied, "सरजी, आ 130 mm मीडियम गन हैगी" or whatever the gun was.
General - "साहब, ऐ दस्सो, मैं सुन्या है के एद्दा गोला २० किलोमीटर जान्दा है| क्या ऐ गल सही है?"
The JCO silently cursed his stars. He knew the answer, but where the Hell was he to get authentic and irrefutable proof from? And at the same time, it was below his dignity to say that he didn't know. So he just kept quiet.
The General repeated his question.
So the JCO hesitantly and tentatively said, "हाँ सरजी, गल तो त्वाड्डी ठीक है| सुन्या तो अस्सी भी है, के एद्दा गोला २० किलोमीटर जान्दा है . . . , पर अस्सी कदि नाल नही गए!"
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A medieval knight and his men returned to the castle after a hard day's fighting. The knight informed the king: "Your majesty, I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the villages of your enemies in the north."
The king looked perplexed. "But I don't have any enemies in the north." "Ah,"replied the knight, realizing his blunder. "I fear you do now."
Gotta love those tyrants at CIF😂😂 #armyhumor
Army IG: "Our investigation determines the Commander is liable for the loss of accountability for unit equipment" 🤣 #miltwitter #humor #armyhumor #ARMY
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He turned turned around & heard the cry of the newborn baby. The old man shouted with joy.
“Ha! This baby’s place of birth birthplace is Flight Street, Sky Town.”
4.1.1 Military life
Place of birth
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#Soldier on rope: "You said there's only one Chili Mac MRE left in the DFAC?"
Soldier 2: "Yes and 1SG was heading that way."
Soldier on rope: "Say no more."
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My whole military career they told me to get hydrated..
I got but I mean it’s water so I don’t get what’s the big deal 🤣🤣🤣
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The Subedar Major howled at the young Sepoy: "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir."
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Asked our newest library intern to find me a P-38 in the supply room; been at it for an hour. I should tell them I was joking, but now that they have the Circulation Manager searching, I am just going to let it be. #LibraryLife #ArmyHumor #highereducation
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