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@SHGames Love when I pre-order the Vault Edition & can’t get in to play because apparently I have to pre order the Vault Edition. Should have known to give this one a swerve 🤬 #MW3 #fail #useless #absolutejokers
You lot can’t even do politics right, so keep out of science.
As a scientist, and biologist in particular, I for one think there’s nothing better than having clueless politicians ‘safeguard’ our work by telling us what we can and can’t research.
#AbsoluteJokers #AcademicTwitter
NEW: Conservatives are safeguarding scientific research from the denial of biology and the steady creep of political correctness.
@michelledonelan announces plans to depoliticise science at #CPC23
Fans are being encouraged to walk to games even more than ever. @WatfordFC telling fans they can’t take in umbrellas to the game today when it’s raining. #absolutejokers
@MorrisDemetress Well u keep mixing kate with #MeghanMarkle ... It was kate who stalk prince william fr 10 yrs 🤣 not Meghan stalking Harry.. #absolutejokers #britishmediaisajoke
Thrilled I got through the lottery to buy Paris Olympics tickets. Just had a look at what I can watch…weightlifting or beach volleyball (not for me) Oh they did have athletics tickets for €690 per ticket #absolutejokers #Paris2024tickets #ripoff
@GMB #GMB where has this corrupt government found the £200 million to give away all of a sudden? Last week they told us we are skint and taxes have to rise - were in the middle of a coat of living crisis and we can now send money that will get fizzled away - #absolutejokers
Total mismanagement over seen by totally incompetent owners. Worst finish in 25 yrs and we will start the season with the same two Championship players we started with last season. #AbsoluteJokers
@MinofHealthUG @MulagoHospital The president announced shortage of cylinders
Has that been solved? or posting this to request a supplementary budget and ask for donations then use the funds to complete private apartments
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@PPaulCharles @ThePCAgency Couldn’t run a bath this government let alone a country! Why when all this testing is in place is it impossible 2 travel this year, even with the vaccine which will in boris’s words “create a protective bubble around us” be no travel industry left soon 😤 #AbsoluteJokers
MI last 5 overs 38-7
CSK fans : 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
KKR last 5 overs failed to score 30 runs
CSK fans : Ambani daww umpire daww 😭😭
#absolutejokers #MumbaiIndians
Never write off mighty Mumbai Indians. They are big side. If they finish 5th, playoffs will be played with five teams. 🙏
The irony @cex_io 👀.....that’s exactly how most of us feel when trying to get In touch with just anyone from your support desk #absolutejokers
@CabvisionTaxi Let’s make London safe my removing Taxis even though buses are doing the killing & maiming...🙄 #AbsoluteJokers
Too the people moaning about going back to work and having to wear a mask/PPE Try having to work through all of this because your the only income and having to work 14+ hours a day to cover all your bills and food for your family whilst trying to protect them too #absolutejokers
“Lads, let’s pretend to protect statues so we can just fight the police and try and punch horses!” Fucking embarrassing! #absolutejokers
Cannot wait to go shopping on the 15th June... oh wait but I still can’t hug the people I love 🤔
#absolutejokers
Are any of these airlines giving anyone refunds. It’s all well and good adding me to a que but what use is that if nobody is dealing with the que? @lastminute_com @Ryanair @easyJet @vueling #absolutejokers @MartinSLewis 💸💸💸
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