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Imagine being a successful cybersecurity researcher but you're also such an arrogant "I know better than you" prick that the Federal Govt sues you and your School to claw-back $40M because you wouldn't install anti-virus in your lab. #AcademiaProblems
This court case is going to put Georgia Tech through the meat grinder on their many failures to comply with DOD regulations and govt contract covenants regarding cybersecurity compliance, but this is true in nearly all academic, defense contractor, and corporate environments:
I've begun packing up my office, and have discovered that I've wildly underestimated how many boxes I need for my books... #academiaproblems
struggling real hard to put this presentation together. 0% motivation. ๐ฉ๐ฉ note to future self: only agree to speak about topics youโre passionate about ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ #academiaproblems #strugglebus
Need to resist new, cool science.....
........must finished writing that one (or more) manuscript first.
#academiaproblems #writeallthescience #oneparagraphaday
Me: Makes giant pot of vegan stew so I don't have to worry about lunches for the next week or so.
Me one day later: I am sick of stew.
#academiaproblems #lunchishard #stewisboring #WorkFromHome
Received a review request from an @EntsocAmerica journal. After acceptance found out it was 127 pages total and got 21 days to review. That includes Christmas and New Year!!!. Sorry to the authors but I will most likely need longer. Editors should do better #AcademiaProblems
First time wearing makeup in like forever was to spend 4-5 hours re-doing takes of a pre-recorded conference presentation #academiaproblems #voiceDead
Anyone else wonder, when youโre reviewing these applications, โhey, isnโt [person I know] at [so and so place]? Whereโs their letter?โ
I dunnoโฆ maybe Iโm just weirdโฆ #academiaproblems
A message from a (shall remain nameless) colleague #AcademiaProblems
When are we going to stop from hiring candidates for academia who had done their bachelor+master+PhD in the same university they are hired?Education can be enriched with diverse academic backgrounds. Give chance to the outsiders once in a while, maybe? #academiaproblems
Me on the 2nd reply all to the all-faculty email ๐ฌ๐๐ #academiaproblems #dontreplyall #STAHP
Should we make another meme trend?
I got carried away writing an email to coauthors to summarize some questions for an upcoming revision and avoid a Zoom meeting and it ended up being 1/3rd as long as the manuscript itself (it's a short manuscript.. but still). Sorry gang
#academiaproblems #nomorezooms
Unbelievable yet believable ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ #AcademiaProblems
I just got a rejection that said my writing was "too accessible".
Word to the wise. Never ever plan to present at a conference you are helping to organize. @SEEDS4equity #academiaproblems
I just made this and I seriously have out done myself, I canโt stop laughing.
Late post for #MemeMonday
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"No etoposide for now while off CRRT given fear of academia," the signout for our HLH patient said.
And then I realized that @vekennedy had actually written 'acidemia' and all the job search talks are getting to me... #academiaproblems
Writing โpublic phereโ instead of โpublic fearโ because youโve been studying โpublic sphereโ so much. #academiaproblems #shitacademicsdo #cmns
@StephenNP I can relate! Sometimes I wish I could have a 28-hour day! #NurseTwitter #AcademiaProblems
I really think that if you check a book out for 3yrs during grad. school, and then OhioLink it for months at a time, every year as a professor, that the state of Ohio should just give it to you. Just saying. #thatbookshouldbemine #academiaproblems #nerdlife
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