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@HelennaRossa This actually happened to me on a first date:
“Do you like to play wild animal in bed?”
I was young. I didn’t even know what he was talking about at the time. #firstandlastdate
@jimmyfallon Went on a date to a Chinese food restaurant. My date ate her food so fast she snorted. She continued snorting so much so that an old lady at the next table looked at her, then me, saw my own reaction and burst out laughing. #FirstandLastDate
I once went on a date with a very handsome guy. We were sitting outside at the sushi place on Cole Street and someone’s golden retriever came to visit. He said “Goldens are my favorite dog.” I said “Pit bulls are mine.” He said “I hate pit bulls.” #FirstAndLastDate
Just a simple truth.🧡
Hace muchos años me invitó a una parranda vallenata un cartagenero divino. Me sacó a bailar e hizo algo por el estilo 🕺 entonces le pregunté que si iba a emprender vuelo (por el aleteo) y me dejó sola en la mitad de la pista de baile.
#FirstAndLastDate
@timandfriends That can’t possibly be his wife. Because he would be a dead person. #FirstAndLastDate?
@nikkoluvsu 1 of many:He argued me down that Alabama State University couldn't be a HBCU cause of the division their football team was in. He put his head on my shoulder during the movie. He called me a bitch cause I didn't text back quick enough to say I made it back home. #firstandlastdate
@calico_heart_ A friend was on a 1st date with a guy that disappeared off to the gents with his briefcase. Apparently, as she found out he had a device in it for pumping up his whatsit. He sent her a pic whilst she was sitting at the bar table waiting for him to return. Ugh! #FirstAndLastDate
Went on a date with someone who didn’t eat vegetables. I was mortified when he yelled at the waitress for forgetting to take the lettuce tomato and onion off of his burger. #firstandlastdate
adults who are picky eaters are massive turnoffs don’t @ me expand your palate bich!!! Eat a vegetable you’re 28!!!!!!
I’m sitting at the bar right now and this guy is with a girl and he won’t stop talking about himself and how much he pays for things 😂 #firstandlastdate
@dailywordsbyjen @Giants I met the same type of guy! He ordered a $300 bottle of wine to tell a 20 minute story about knowing the vintner, then tried to compliment me by saying, "You're dressed perfectly! No other women seem to know how to dress to date a man like me." #WorstFirstDate #FirstAndLastDate
Took a girl out bowling today and I racked up 9 gutter balls... #firstandlastdate
When your date gets bombed and then tries to fight you when all you want to do is escort her across the street—she’s probably an alcoholic! #drunkgirls #alcoholic #firstandlastdate #DatingAdvice
@OfficialPLT So nervous I drank two bottles of wine with the girls before meeting him, turns out he booked a cocktail night... I managed an hour before being taken to hospital.. woke up with him at the end of my hospital bed covered in vomit #firstandlastdate #pltgirltalk
(A girl I went out with before I met my Wife...)
ME: "Before I tell you what I noticed about you first, what do you think most people notice first?"
GIRL: "My eyes."
ME: "Are you being funny?"
GIRL: "No.... Why?"
ME: "Uhhh, you're Asian."
#FirstAndLastDate
He saw a video of me and said "You looked better then. You were thinner."
#WorstFirstDate became the #FirstandLastDate
#WorstFirstDate Guy picked me up, I asked him the plans and he said it was a surprise. We went through the mcdonald’s drive through and went to the airport to watch the airplanes. #firstandlastdate
Ich hatte mal ein nettes Date mit einem Deutschlehrer. Er wollte von mir einen Aufsatz zu einem selbstgewählten Thema.
Ich wählte das grosse Schweigen.
#firstandlastdate
why work when you can watch @jamesbarkerband YouTube videos @connorstephen #FirstAndLastDate 😂😂 #PoorThing https://t.co/SlSwxTfza4
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