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I would tell 12 year old me to stop holding myself to standards I don’t hold others to and afterwards transport myself past the coming election, then store the machine until the next presidential election.
@docvader2 @sabbathbloodypc @doomedparade @cubs2b23 @MoMetalTrax @punt_rd @SabreHess @SimonPsychosis @josephishope @take_body @TimmyT47 @metalmessiah9 @UnderTheSunBS @LFCMFighter @SabbathNation @darkirondwarf @goc1978 @JSarlona @STARCHILD0920 @Burn1ng_Chr0me @UniqueHiFi There is some stuff here I must hear. I still need to hunt down the official Black and Blue let alone boots if those shows. That is on the #ifIhadatimemachine list!
#IfIHadATimeMachine, 1st, I'd go back in time & rewrite my Theories of Personality final examination on @JordanBPeterson's unhealthy, misogynist, & dysfunctional fixation on Jungian archetypes.😂
Professor: "Who is Jordan Peterson?"
Me: "Exactly." 🤣
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My 1980 Becketts guide. Those ‘33 Goudey Babe Ruth cards are “very popular with collectors” and could sell for as much as $200 in mint condition. 🤦♂️
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I would go back and stop myself from having relationships with temporary people.
Then I would use it to check my future to make sure if this person was going to be in it, before I waste my time again.
~DAILY DEAD~ (10/20/74) Winterland, SF, CA. Concluding a spectacular 5 night run at the legendary Winterland. #IfIhadatimemachine @GratefulDead #GratefulDead #GratefulDeadSub (https://t.co/HIijlL4HlM)
Stuck between rewinding the past and forwarding to future.
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SIR Sigmund Freud.
After all this time?
Always
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@maanvigagroo #TripWithMe | "Sigmund Freud. He is one person I genuinely want to chill with and talk to about people from different parts of the world." :@maanvigagroo on the one historical figure she would like to travel with.
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I'd go back and prevent Jim Varney from ever smoking cigarettes so we could have Ernest meets the Avengers or some shit like that. #IfIHadATimeMachine
#IfIHadATimeMachine I would probably try to see the original cut of Freaks
#IfIHadATimeMachine my first stop would be the writers room for the final season of "How I met your mother" so I could scream "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TED AND ROBIN YES WE WANTED IT B4 BUT ITS BEEN 10 YEARS WE'VE GROWN LET HER END UP HAPPY WITH BARNEY AND DONT KILL TED'S WIFE!"
"One of my first stops would have to be to Shakespeare's time to see an opening night of one of his plays in the original Globe Theatre". Couldn't agree with you more @elainef99! https://t.co/5VtKse0QDj #exefringe @ExeFringe @The_Globe #ifihadatimemachine
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#ifihadatimemachine I'd go back and give #ianfleming a baby name book so he'd stop naming his peripheral characters "Mary." Mary Trueblood, Mary Goodnight, Mary Anne Russell, Mary Dexter Smythe . . .
@GaryStevensUK @kgwill2012 @1MickyHazard @GrahamRoberts4 @GlennHoddle @osvaldooardiles @SportsBreakfast @Clive_Allen9 @SteveArchibald8 Happy memories of my schoolboy days 1975/78.
In pre season on our full days at Cheshunt . Mr Burkinshaw let is kids sit and mingle with first team. Smart man and pros always made us so welcome.
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If I had a time machine, I wouldn't mind seeing Elliott Smith live acoustic at a cafe in Portland in 1997. #ifihadatimemachine #elliottsmith #eitheror #concerts
#ifihadatimemachine I’d go tell the architects designing airports to install electrical outlets on every wall, one every 3 ft. The looks on their faces.
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