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Science is happening! 🥼🧪👨🔬
Husband takes great issue with it being called magic*🪄 #LifeWithAnEngineer
*he’s not wrong

The husband has recovered from the initial fright snd now thinks I should do a pilots’s voice at some point during my lecture. I’ll work this into my routine for sure.
#LifeWithAnEngineer #ThisIsYourPilotSpeaking
📢My headset arrived in time for the first day of class!!!!!! I hope everybody is ready for me. I might just wear this thing all around campus📢
I went into the basement and scared the $h!t out of my husband. So this was already worth the money.
#ReturnToCampusAtMaxVolume

I have to nag my partner to eat bc he’s been doing homework for three hours nonstop. And now I’m hungry again because I can smell his food. #LifeWithAnEngineer😩

Hair stick falls out of bun while running through a parking lot.
DH: I don't think you are installing your hair stick properly.
#lifewithanengineer
“Listen to me” he said. “I’m a doctor & I don’t think our blood pressure machine needs calibrating.” Husband looks at the doctor and replies “Well, I’m an electronics manufacturing engineer & I know your machine needs calibration.” 🙄#micdrop #thehilliclimb #lifewithanengineer
I got J a Fitbit for Christmas thinking he’d enjoy seeing how much we walk while in Europe. He came home today marveling at how sophisticated it is to tracking movement. Meanwhile, I’m just hoping he’ll respond to calls and texts if it buzzes at him. #lifewithanengineer
“Hey Michelle — I’ll be right back — I’m gonna go throw glow in the dark frisbees with Will in the park!!!!” #lifewithanengineer #myhusband 😂😂😂 @THEajcurtis1
“Hey Babe, the moon is so big and bright, I’m bringing ALL the binoculars out!!” Already then. #lifewithanengineer #SuperBlueBloodMoon
"This remote does not mute." I cry.
He looks over, I hit mute, silence.
Him: "I have that effect on electronics." 😶 #lifewithanengineer
"It might be the oxygen sensor on the exhaust." Huh?! Easy Tiger, it's Friday night!! #lifewithanengineer
Oh Crimminy... he's played 'I've got the moves like Jagger' 3x tonight and now he's clapping! 🙌🏼🙌🏾🙌🏿#lifewithanengineer
"Fuck. I forgot my hair gel. Damn it." 🤣🤣🤣 #lifewithanengineer
Me: Theres egg on the side of the pan you washed.
Him: "So. You don't eat food that's cooked on the outside of the pan." #lifewithanengineer
Chase: How do you spell believe?
Me: I before E except after C
Him: But that's not always true what about chief?!
🤦🏽♀️ #lifewithanengineer
Me: what is that? What are you doing?
Hubby: I'm draining the tofu
Me: there's tofu in there?!
@cdglove98 #lifewithanengineer #smh

My husband is a master craftsman of multimessing: the art of starting a big project on top of another big project. #lifewithanengineer
"I'm having a perfect moment." He proclaims. @warriors @AlamedaIslandBC #SeaHaggis #lifewithanEngineer
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