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“If your house has an odd number of doors, that’s how ghosts get in.”
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@CheeseForEvery1 It’s the opposite for me. My wife relays the random shit I say to her friends.
I don’t mind. I consider it sharing my wisdom.
'Maturity it is when you value and treat each other with respect ✊ regardless of status quo and bear equality' #mikequotes
Maybe you’re some place right now where it’s not comfortable. Instead of begging God to get you out, say, “When you’re ready to move me to another place, I trust that you will, but in the meantime, teach me whatever it is I need to learn and use me for your glory.”
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Developing Christ-like character is not always that easy, but it’s what God expects of us. One of our number one goals as believers should be to get out in the world and live the life that Jesus lived so people cannot just hear about Jesus, but see Him through us.
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If I hear one more "Hannover, more like hangover" joke, I'm gonna fucking scream. Have better puns for fuck's sake it isn't hard.
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Today I tried to order food in German. The cashier asked if I could repeat myself, which I sort of understood, so I did. This happened two more times before we realized that we're both fucking Canadian. I got a free Wurst
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Drunkest I've been in Europe is when my dad was here. Not sure if that's correlation or causation, and I don't think I care to know
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"My dad arrives in Germany in 5 hours, time to mentally prepare"
*pours beer at 1 pm*
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Some days you bust a nut, other days the nut busts you
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The lethal dose of bananas is 417. Good luck finding a use for that information.
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I might be radical, but I'm also a sadical.
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@11mike08 gets home soon! Who’s ready for a twitter feed full of #mikequotes
"No tengo todo calculado, ni mi vida resuelta. Solo tengo una sonrisa y espero una de vuelta." #maiayoga #mikequotes
Overnight success happens after 10+ years of busting your ass.
"Whoa!!! Who turned this shit on cuz it's a banger?! Oh ya... I did lol" #MikeQuotes
And to the government I stick my middle finger up with regards to the criminal justice bill
"I put cottage cheese and salsa on my eggs.. and I like potatoes so I figured putting it all on a baked potato couldn't be bad" #MikeQuotes😂
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